Blocky Banters: Rate my Pickaxe

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on a wild adventure filled with epic quests and hilarious shenanigans! But why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a feature called “Rate my cock” where you can showcase your best rooster builds and have other players rate them. Trust us, you’ve never seen a chicken coop like this before!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and squawks orders at his loyal subjects. Rumor has it that if you can impress the Chicken King with your poultry prowess, he will grant you access to the fabled Chicken Palace, where golden eggs are said to lay.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate cock connoisseur and earn the favor of the Chicken King himself. Just be prepared for a clucking good time!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Holy Grails Found:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Holy Grails Found:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2635	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	7248	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Void Armor Forged:	19
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Dimension Hops:	13	Meteorites Collected:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	New Chunks Explored:	189769
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magic Items Found:	3619
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	175828	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Towns Built:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Love Letters Sent:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.