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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on a wild adventure filled with epic quests and hilarious shenanigans! But why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a feature called “Rate my cock” where you can showcase your best rooster builds and have other players rate them. Trust us, you’ve never seen a chicken coop like this before!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and squawks orders at his loyal subjects. Rumor has it that if you can impress the Chicken King with your poultry prowess, he will grant you access to the fabled Chicken Palace, where golden eggs are said to lay.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate cock connoisseur and earn the favor of the Chicken King himself. Just be prepared for a clucking good time!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6243	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Potions Brewed:	41	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Buildings Constructed:	29	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Gods Slained:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	29

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
New Chunks Explored:	726942	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Farms Harvested:	636	Animals Bred:	149
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	5580	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Dimension Hops:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
New Chunks Explored:	562820	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Divine Spears Created:	24
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3830	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Buildings Constructed:	40	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.