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Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 9830 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Unicorn once turned a player’s wooden sword into a weapon of mass destruction that could one-shot the Ender Dragon.
So why waste your time on other servers when you could be part of the insanity that is our Minecraft world? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the xorg shills – they don’t stand a chance against our craziness!