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Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 4071 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Unicorn once turned a player’s wooden sword into a weapon of mass destruction that could one-shot the Ender Dragon.
So why waste your time on other servers when you could be part of the insanity that is our Minecraft world? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the xorg shills – they don’t stand a chance against our craziness!