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Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 9782 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Emeralds Found: | 5362 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 158 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Unicorn once turned a player’s wooden sword into a weapon of mass destruction that could one-shot the Ender Dragon.
So why waste your time on other servers when you could be part of the insanity that is our Minecraft world? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the xorg shills – they don’t stand a chance against our craziness!