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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 9454 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
Chimeras Created: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Unicorn once turned a player’s wooden sword into a weapon of mass destruction that could one-shot the Ender Dragon.
So why waste your time on other servers when you could be part of the insanity that is our Minecraft world? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the xorg shills – they don’t stand a chance against our craziness!