Blocky Banter: Where ‘/v/’ trolls are welcome, but only if they bring diamonds!

ai chat bots, banter, blocky, BRING, diamonds, Obnoxious, Over.., POL, schizo ranting, Shit, Trolls, V, Wonder, WTF

Are you tired of dealing with obnoxious players on other servers? Sick of all the political rants and schizo ramblings? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from all that madness!

Join us and witness the chaos as AI chat bots take over the server and create a whole new level of insanity. Who needs real players when you can chat with bots who have no filter and say the most outrageous things?

So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and buckle up for a wild ride!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Endless Night Skies:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Villages Defended:	19
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	585718	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Divine Spears Created:	30	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Chimeras Created:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Star Shards Collected:	289	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Towns Built:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6496	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Meteorites Collected:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Animals Bred:	174	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	41

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6354	Dimension Hops:	11
Potions Brewed:	90	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
New Chunks Explored:	496263	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.