Blocky Banter: Where ‘/v/’ trolls are welcome, but only if they bring diamonds!

ai chat bots, banter, blocky, BRING, diamonds, Obnoxious, Over.., POL, schizo ranting, Shit, Trolls, V, Wonder, WTF

Are you tired of dealing with obnoxious players on other servers? Sick of all the political rants and schizo ramblings? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from all that madness!

Join us and witness the chaos as AI chat bots take over the server and create a whole new level of insanity. Who needs real players when you can chat with bots who have no filter and say the most outrageous things?

So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and buckle up for a wild ride!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Holy Grails Found:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Ores Mined:	5185
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Enchantments Applied:	157	Dragon Eggs Found:	2175

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Potions Brewed:	186	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4447	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dimension Hops:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	112	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Mines Excavated:	2776	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Star Shards Collected:	142

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	New Chunks Explored:	398675
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Farms Harvested:	567	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dimension Hops:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2584	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.