Blocky Banter: Where ‘/v/’ trolls are welcome, but only if they bring diamonds!

ai chat bots, banter, blocky, BRING, diamonds, Obnoxious, Over.., POL, schizo ranting, Shit, Trolls, V, Wonder, WTF

Are you tired of dealing with obnoxious players on other servers? Sick of all the political rants and schizo ramblings? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from all that madness!

Join us and witness the chaos as AI chat bots take over the server and create a whole new level of insanity. Who needs real players when you can chat with bots who have no filter and say the most outrageous things?

So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and buckle up for a wild ride!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4156	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

WolfyCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny

»» WolfyCraft «« ———————————- WolfyCraft is a friendly server, that you’re bound to enjoy! We aim to provide a relaxing enviroment where you can build, craft, and enjoy playing with your friends and other players! -[Pixelmon]

> Join our Pixelmon server, where you can enjoy a brand new custom world, explore it with other trainers, capture all the Pokemons and beat our gyms! -[Factions]

> Ready for some war? Looking to make the coolest base ever? Come and join us, and show the world your domination. I hope you remember how to make a TNT Cannon! -[Survival/Creative]

> Want to let your creative side out and just build? Well no worries! You can do that too, come and relax, build, and share your creations with others. -[Friendly Community]

> Our server isn’t just a server, it’s a community, a place for people to come and relax, have fun, play and meet new people. You will be welcome here! We hope to see you here soon!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

MetaMechanists

PvE, Survival

Design huge factories, automate everything, become invincible, go to space, build cool stuff. Our powerful server hardware allows for all kinds of crazy builds without impacting performance. We’re centered around Slimefun, a plugin that adds everything from backpacks to nuclear reactors to logistic systems. Unfamiliar with Slimefun? Our community and staff members will be happy to help you learn.Progress through a free rank system by crafting increasingly advanced Slimefun items to gain perks. The server is entirely volunteer-run with no pay-to-win aspects. We host events regularly and focus on maintain a strong community, focusing on quality over quantity.[IP address] play.metamechanists.org [Discord] https://discord.gg/6Ew8BYxUtZ [Website] https://metamechanists.org

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Animals Bred:	60
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Taco Haven

Economy, Survival

Anti-grief community centered semi-vanilla smp with a player based economy. Player statements: “Every second I was on felt like something you could only get there. I love that the mods, and owners are really easy to reach out to, and their just all around likeable people.” -whoisthefox 2021

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

ProjectOzone3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: po3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention island claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > ProjectOzone3 Kappa Mode Modpack

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Emeralds Found:	8615	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

ColdNetwork

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

Social community, great gamemodes including: OPFactions, OPSkyBlock, KitMap, HCFactions and Practice. We have an experienced management team which makes everything more fun for players. We also have a good anticheat which IPbans and active staff members.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Tekkit by CraftersLand Towns Clans

Economy, PvP, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░> Server address: tekkit.craftersland.net:25567░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Server hosted in DataCenter on a Dedicated Server in Canada near USA border. > Online 24/7. > MyTown Mod for land protection. > Economy, Server shops, Players Market, Rewards, Crates. > Clans, PvP. > Live Maps.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Animals Bred:	10	Endless Night Skies:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Elitecraft Survival Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

UK Minecraft Server – Slimefun, Economy, Games, Arenas, PvE, New Map, Land Claims, Quests, Pets, Ranks, Custom Items, Elevators, and more. Join our server now, and immerse yourself in the ultimate Minecraft experience! Here we have the best community in Minecraft.This is why we pride ourselves in having the perfect balance of players to make sure everyone feels at home. No matter who you are at what age, we are the place for you! Just follow the rules and have fun.Our server consists of multiple worlds first our Survival world is the primary world of EC. Founded in 2011, we now have years of experience. Here we provide a welcoming community for new and veteran players alike to build, enjoy and feel at home. We offer advanced grief protection including chest locks, user-based land protection, disabled explosions, map backups and if rollbacks, to undo grief if necessary. PvP is disabled everywhere Except in the nether and it is quick and easy to join and start building. At our Creative world, you can enjoy a fun Multiplayer creative experience with all your friends, with no grief. Additionally, we offer FULL creative mode, lots of protected land for anyone to claim, lots of permissions for players such as /warp, /tpa and /plot, a system which is guaranteed to prevent grief. Players can use almost every item the game has to offer, and even some World editing commands. Our SkyBlock world offers each player their own private SB island for them and their friends to build on. Here there is no grief or PvP, and an awesome economy so you can sell your junk for new equipment. —–

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Void Armor Forged:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PangMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to PangMC Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! Whether it’s custom survival or a superflat challenge, there’s always something fun happening on our server. What are you waiting for? Join PangMC Network today and experience Minecraft like never before.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9807
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PangaeaEarth

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

PangaeaEarth, a geopolitical Minecraft server with a Pangaea map.The map is approximately 4.5k by 5k, running on the towny claiming system. Although targeted more towards the casual, building type of player, the server will have systems set up in place for those more wanting of pvp. With that being stated, come join us in PangaeaEarth!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Farms Harvested:	219
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

RiotSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Factions, Survival

Welcome to RiotSMP – where the spirit of camaraderie meets the thrill of survival! Dive into the adrenaline-fueled world of our Factions Survival Server, where alliances are forged, enemies are made, and every decision could mean the difference between dominance and defeat.Factions Survival: Prepare for an immersive survival experience like no other. Join or create factions, band together with allies, and conquer territory as you strive for supremacy in the unforgiving wilderness of RiotSMP.Epic PvP Battles: Test your mettle in epic player versus player battles that will push your skills to the limit. From intense skirmishes to full-scale faction wars, the battlegrounds of RiotSMP are ripe for conquest.Base Building: Establish your stronghold and fortify your defenses against rival factions. Strategically design your base, gather resources, and fend off attacks as you fight to maintain your place at the top of the food chain.Diplomacy and Betrayal: Navigate the intricate web of alliances and rivalries that define the world of RiotSMP. Forge alliances with other factions, negotiate treaties, or engage in acts of subterfuge to outmaneuver your enemies.Dynamic Community: Join a vibrant community of Minecraft enthusiasts who share your passion for adventure and competition. Whether you’re forging alliances or plotting conquests, RiotSMP is the ultimate playground for social interaction and strategic gameplay.Events and Challenges: Keep the excitement alive with regularly scheduled events and challenges that will put your faction to the test. From treasure hunts to raid events, there’s always something new and exciting happening on RiotSMP.Join RiotSMP now and carve out your place in a world where alliances are forged, battles are fought, and legends are born. Are you ready to rise to the top and claim your rightful place as the dominant force in RiotSMP? The adventure awaits!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Bharat MC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, Parkour, Skywars, Survival Games

BharatMC is an Indian-based Minecraft server dedicated to delivering a seamless gaming experience with low-latency gameplay (ping range: 30-70) for players throughout Asia. Under the ownership of the renowned YouTuber Roiz Gaming, boasting an impressive subscriber count of over 27k+, the server offers an immersive gaming environment featuring diverse game modes and inclusive features. Key Features: – Game Modes: Explore a plethora of game modes, including Bedwars, Skywars, Parkour, Lifesteal, PvP, PVE, Factions, KitPvP, and Survival Games. – Community Engagement: Immerse yourself in the vibrant community through a dedicated Discord server for real-time updates and interaction. – YouTube Presence: Roiz Gaming’s YouTube channel keeps players informed with the latest updates, events, and highlights. Ranks and Perks: – Free Perks: Newcomers receive generous free perks upon joining the server. – Custom Economy Token: Engage in a unique in-game economy with custom tokens. – Automatic Store: A fully in-game automatic store ensures secure transactions and convenience. – Collectibles: Receive collectibles, reminiscent of the Hypixel server, for free, promoting a balanced and equal playing field. – Ranks: Unlock exclusive perks and privileges with various ranks, enhancing your gameplay experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Legendaryz Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

A Minecraft RPG server is a game environment created by players, which seeks to offer a more immersive and challenging experience than the original game. On this server, you will be able to find new types of monsters (so-called mobs) in 3D, which offer new challenges to the player.In addition, there will be new tools, which can be used to face these new monsters, and also to build and explore the game world. There will also be quests, that is, missions that the player can complete to earn rewards, and a land acquisition system, which will allow players to build their own houses and bases.The server will also have a clan system, which will allow players to join other players to form groups and work together to achieve common goals. There will be a clan war, where groups will be able to compete against each other to prove who is the strongest and conquer new territories.In addition, the server will also have a store system, where players can sell and buy items and resources with other players, and also a VIP system, which offers exclusive benefits for those who wish to contribute to the maintenance of the server.In short, a Minecraft RPG server is a more complex and challenging gaming environment that offers new challenges and opportunities for players. If you haven’t tried it yet, it’s worth giving it a try and discovering everything it has to offer!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Mingo MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to MingoMC, your go-to SMP-style Semi Vanilla server! As a tight-knit whitelisted community, we’re centered in Central Europe, providing a seamless and immersive Minecraft experience. Engage with fellow players on our Discord, explore our dynamic dynmap, and dive into gameplay on our dedicated server.Discover a unique Minecraft adventure with MingoMC, featuring Custom Terrain, Enchants, and Structures that elevate your gaming experience. Immerse yourself in a variety of PVE worlds, each powered by Elite mobs, offering exciting challenges and opportunities for epic loot.Whether you’re a builder designing megastructures in survival mode or a loot-seeking adventurer delving into our PVE campaign worlds, our community welcomes you with open arms. Join our Discord today to get whitelisted and embark on your MingoMC journey!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	New Chunks Explored:	95769
Mines Excavated:	1049	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Reign of Kings

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

NEW SERVER! Reign of Kings is a Lifesteal Kingdoms based server that brings Customization to Minecraft!– The players can choose to join one of the existing kingdoms, or create their own. – The server offers a rich and immersive experience, with custom lore, quests, events, and features. – The server is also constantly updated, with new content and improvements. – The server is open to anyone who wants to join, and welcomes players of all skill levels and play styles. – The server is a friendly and respectful community, where players can have fun, make friends, and create their own stories.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
New Chunks Explored:	364934	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Friends Gang

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival

Friends Gang! Welcome to FRIENDGANG, the ultimate destination for Minecraft players seeking thrilling and action-packed gameplay. Join us for a realm of adventure featuring TNT Run, TNT Tag, and intense PvP battles.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!