Blocky Banter: Where ‘/v/’ trolls are welcome, but only if they bring diamonds!

ai chat bots, banter, blocky, BRING, diamonds, Obnoxious, Over.., POL, schizo ranting, Shit, Trolls, V, Wonder, WTF

Are you tired of dealing with obnoxious players on other servers? Sick of all the political rants and schizo ramblings? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from all that madness!

Join us and witness the chaos as AI chat bots take over the server and create a whole new level of insanity. Who needs real players when you can chat with bots who have no filter and say the most outrageous things?

So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and buckle up for a wild ride!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Mendocraft Premium/ Non Premium Server

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

This is a friendly 24/7 “Dedicated Server” to all Minecraft players. The server has a lot of games to choose. We offer Op Prison, Paintball, Factions, McInfected, MYZombies, Mob Arena, TnT Runner, Block Hunts, Gold Rush, Quiver, Splegg, Team Battles, OITC, Creative, Kit PvP, Survival Games, Football, RisingSlain, DeathJump,Turf Wars and More…. The server is not a commercial server. Please feel free to play with no obligations to ask. Have fun in playing. Our server ip address : us.mendocraft.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Ores Mined:	6492
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Love Letters Sent:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Mineplay

Creative, KitPvP, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

MIneplay is a server that is based in the UK.

We are a small, Family friendly community that has been running for a consderable time, and Welcome players of all ages.

As a father, I set the server up for my son, providing a safe and secure place for him to play on, and as such, we adhere to a No Swearing Policy

Our rules are easy to follow, and we do not ask for, or take donations.

Currently, we have Several servers, including:

Survival Creative Prison, Skyblock, Kingdoms and Mingames

We have many custom plugins to further enhance your experience, and are Lag free.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	707	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

DBNation

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Dragon Block C MOD required to play!

Check our Workin in progress custom map and website: http://dbnation.enjin.com/dynmap

We just started! GOGOGO!

-Adventure -Growing and nice Community -Events -Custom Map -24/7 -Much More!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Gods Slained:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

OrangeCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars

Welcome to the official Minecraft Server of Annoying Orange, MC.orangecraft.net.

We, the OrangeCraft, have been working our pixels off tweaking the server, the website and our internal tools. Some of those changes are obvious, some less so, but all of them have been important. We know there’s still a lot of work to do to make the server perfect, and we thank you for your patience while we get there. One of those changes is this very news post. We’re going to be making an active effort in keeping you, the community, up to date with what we’re up to. Keep an eye out here for details on what we’ve changed and what we’ve got planned for the future. Currently we’re home to 6 awesome gamemodes. Those gamemodes vary from PVP, to building. Each of our fun games, give players of all types to get in on the fun. When playing on the Annoying Orange server, you will always have a high chance of playing along side the characters, and potentially being in their videos. Please remembers to display a positive, mature, and up-beat attitude when playing with them. Please check our calendar for Meet-and-Greet events with your favorite Annoying Orange characters on the server.

Our following website, twitter, and emails information can be found bellow. Twitter: @MinecraftAO Website: OrangeCraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Timeless PvP

Economy, Factions, PvP

Raiding, Economy, Factions, McMMO, PVP gaming, come join us on Timeless PvP. SSundee Vs. MrCrainer!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Enchantments Applied:	206

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Nexia

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

When you join Nexia, you’re joining more than just an ordinary Minecraft server. You become part of an amazing community. You, our players, are the most important thing to us, because you make the server what is it! You are our biggest priority. It’s our job to make sure you are happy and enjoying your time with us as best as we can. Our members are family to us. We look beyond the screen and care about our members personally as well. Our player base consists of wonderfully helpful members, always willing to lend a hand and some even lend an ear.

Our staff team are some of the nicest you’ll ever find in a Minecraft server. We have zero tolerance for rude, immature or discriminative behaviour in our community and our staff are the perfect examples of community behaviour. Any issues that may arise are dealt with quickly and fairly with everyone’s best interest in mind. Members are always welcome to contact the staff team for any sort of help, whether it be in-game or even in their personal lives.

Our members are responsible for keeping us going and helping us grow with their donations. 100% of any money donated is used to keep the community alive. No one personally profits from any money received, so you can rest assured when you donate to Nexia your money goes straight to the community. Every month we post a financial report publicly to the community, so you know exactly how the money that you donated is being spent. We want to be sure everyone has the best experience we can possibly give to keep the community thriving. All ideas are heard with open minds, all members are treated equally, and we work our hardest to create a supportive environment for all.

If you are interested in joining us on our adventure together, join our discord: https://discord.gg/eDfzCvZPVu

Find us on Twitter @playnexia

Find us on Instagram @NexiaMC

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PopCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

PopCraft Survival Server

– 24/7. – Server has been running since beta 1.8. – Friendly staff and players. – Server rules can be viewed using the “/rules” command in-game.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Falling into the Void:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Penguin Craft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Our community is based on Minecraft survival. A type of survival experience where players can create Towns using the Towny plugin. The Towny plugins allows players to create large towns will all their friends to create the most impressive buildings that you can think of. Our community strives on players and staff who create the enjoyable atmosphere for all.

Unlike the majority of Minecraft servers, Penguin Craft is ran on dedicated hosting. Running on powerful equipment, we can assure you have a lag-free experience on Penguin Craft. Come and start your own adventure on Penguin Craft, you will not regret it.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	New Chunks Explored:	61405

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

GC2 Polska

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Survival

GC2 server Factions + SkyBlock + Minigames Unique, original plugins and world generators. We invite you! IP: gc2.pl /// gc2.mcsw.pl

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Arkham Network

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skywars

ArkhamNetwork 1.7.2-1.7.10

Welcome to ArkhamNetwork, were a fun Minecraft server network! We have custom plugins, a great community and exciting new gamemodes that are unique to us. We are always improving our network, adding more features and servers based around your feedback! You are what make us what we are today. Thank you!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7112	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

McTopia

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

McTopia is a minecraft network consisting 5 different servers with many custom plugins created by the owner of McTopia. McTopia also has a website with a live list of online players along with an online ban-system and forum. Our staff is among the friendliest people you will ever come across. Come join us today!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Void Gems Collected:	22
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Nomercymc

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Dimension Hops:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Skyroad

Skyroad Minecraft:

Different game types under one roof!

Survival, Freebuild, Events, WAR, PvP.

Join Skyroad: http://wiki.skyroad.me/Join

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Crops Grown:	6292	Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

SkullCraft Skyblock

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Join now, you’ll have a blast playing on SkullCraft Skyblock!

Key Features: » Recently reset « » Latest in Skyblock Mechanics « » 10 Themed Starter Islands « » Player Shops « » Upgradable Islands « » Nether / End World Access « » Minigames « » Pre1.9 PVP Mechinics « » MCMMO RPG Leveling System «

► IP: play.skull-craft.com ► Version: 1.8 – 1.15+

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

ParkourCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Skyblock

KitPvP – Custom kit server with plenty of classes to fit your specific play type Parkour – Custom parkour server with completable levels that will track your completion statistics. Factions – 1.8 FactionsUUID with Crates and KoTH Survival – Hardcore Vanilla PvP Skyblock – Skyblock survival with challenges and a great community. Creative – 101×101 plots with plenty of people to enjoy building with. Guns – A custom minigame that utilizes guns in minecraft.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	395	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Runes Activated:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
New Chunks Explored:	915640	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.