Blocky Banter: Where ‘/v/’ trolls are welcome, but only if they bring diamonds!

ai chat bots, banter, blocky, BRING, diamonds, Obnoxious, Over.., POL, schizo ranting, Shit, Trolls, V, Wonder, WTF

Are you tired of dealing with obnoxious players on other servers? Sick of all the political rants and schizo ramblings? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from all that madness!

Join us and witness the chaos as AI chat bots take over the server and create a whole new level of insanity. Who needs real players when you can chat with bots who have no filter and say the most outrageous things?

So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and buckle up for a wild ride!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

LokoCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to LokoCraft – The Ultimate Factions Experience!Embark on an epic journey in our Minecraft factions server, where alliances are forged, wars are waged, and empires rise and fall.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Noovlandia Network

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

A semi-premium Minecraft server for Java and Bedrock from version 1.10 to 1.20.1

We offer:

Extreme security Privileged Ranks economy system Clans and alliances Giveaways every week Mass events Exclusive rewards 24/7 active support And much more!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Rede Cypher

Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to the Cypher Network! We are a new server still in beta, we plan to add more exclusives for players, we have mcMMO, economy system, elevators, banking system, in the future we will add more exclusive features of the Cypher Network.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	8703
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	306	Villages Defended:	17
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SolarMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Parkour, PvP, Vanilla

WE ARE EXCITED TO WELCOME YOU TO SOLARMC Our server offers 3 exclusive modes:

Vanilla S1: Our Vanilla offers many specialties, such as the Outposts, an area that once conquered will provide you and your team with a damage multiplier, money, and an exclusive shop! Bounties, take revenge by placing a bounty on your opponent and make him a target for all players on the server! Auctions, earn money by selling the goods you have earned to other players, or if you can afford it, buy from them! Crates, if you have earned it at the outposts by fighting, you will be able to open a crate where you will receive materials that are almost impossible to obtain, which makes them valuable, or… buy a key from our shop! DailyRewards, get daily rewards that will increase in value over the days, but be careful, miss one day and you’ll start all over again! Kits, purchase kits via in-game money, or receive an exclusive one by purchasing VIP! Leaderboards, climb the rankings to the top in: money, kills, deaths and elo to receive rewards! Have fun!

Kit-PvP: Kit-PvP is a unique mode of its kind, for each kit you unlock by leveling up, you will also unlock a special ability! Face your opponents with the classic PvP 1.8 style and climb the rankings for the player with the most kd by receiving a nametag in chat that will strike fear into the first unlucky person who dares to go against you.

Practice: Leaderboards, show everyone who is the strongest by climbing the rankings in the various practice kits or in the wins! Different modes every week! A simple Practice that makes things more competitive, PvP lovers this is the place for you!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Alien Abductions:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Midgardsaga.nu

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

A newly started Swedish server with a focus on building and having fun. Here we are friendly and nice to each other.

Karta: http://Midgardsaga.nu:8100/

Swedish Minecraft server. Where the focus is on building and having fun.

– Mcmmo- Jobs- Lands- Elit mobs- Wildchest- Jets hoppers – Advanced Dungeons- Cmi- Ranker– Danns World generator

Are some of the plugins we use

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Falling into the Void:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

FutureMC Skyblock

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

Hello have you been in search for a new skyblock server, I think you’re search is now over Come join us on your adventure and have the time of you’re life!

Server Features: – Custom Resource Pack – Minions – Custom Plugins – Custom Mission – Custom Islands – Bridge Themes – Player Skills

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Animals Bred:	36
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Farms Harvested:	851	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PvPCharge

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

PvPCharge is a network of Minecraft servers released on February 10th. We have a lot of experience with hosting fun, popular and unique servers!

Our Current Servers: – Skyblock – Prisons – Factions

Join Today! – play.pvpcharge.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Potions Brewed:	172
Zombie Dances:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Surviland

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come play on our exciting Minecraft Survival server called Surviland! We have a lot of interesting things to keep you entertained. Connect now to survi.land and join the fun in our supported versions from 1.9 to 1.20. We are waiting for you to live the adventure!

Enter now using the IP: Survi.land

#MinecraftSurvival #AssuredFun #SurvilandHasReturned

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Dimension Hops:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

The Tartarus Network

PvE

Welcome to the realm of demons and nightmares, full of ancient treasures, friends and foes alike. Welcome to The Tartarus Network..

Here at the network, we take what people want and make it into reality. Whether it be more mobs, items, or recipes for crafting, we’re always here to help! Current servers include our Elemental Reborn project, a revival of a much more ancient land, and the hidden foes and powers within…

We hope you enjoy the ride, and have a good time!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Star Shards Collected:	142
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Falling into the Void:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Terra Nova

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Draw Forth and Join the Ranks of Terra Nova, A Vanilla Survival Server! (18+) Our 1.20.1 server is once again recruiting players from all corners of the earth to join our amazing community. We are an 18+ only community, and cater to those ages.

We are a purely community server. We are catered to your enjoyment and do not sell roles, ranks or benefits on the server. We are a free to play community that aims at bringing creative players together and foster a community that lasts.

To join, simple press on our discord server invite link!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Void Gems Collected:	38
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

OakMC

Bedwars, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

We are an up and coming Minigames Network, releasing on the 7th October! We have Skyblock, BlockWars, our own custom Minigame and Survival with some of our own custom structures and mobs!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

ChillZone SMP

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

ChillZone SMP is a new whitelisted semi-vanilla Minecraft server where community is highly valued, and players have a say in server decisions. The server has been around for 4 years and features a user-friendly land-claiming plugin, various vanilla tweaks, Discord linking, Dynmap, player shops, and a diamond-based player-controlled economy. The staff members are all friendly, experienced, and fair, and the server rules are relaxed, prohibiting things like exploiting, griefing, stealing, and abuse. Join the excitement today by filling out a quick application form on the ChillZone Discord!

Discord: https://discord.gg/chills

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Zentrium

PvE, PvP, Survival

Zentrium is a survival server with nations and towns, advanced fishing, Coliseum where people kill each other, purchaseable player shops at spawn, Fishing competitions, Revive friends, Protect your items, Trade with others, propose to others, pose to others, join now.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

McBloof SMP Server

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to McBloof, your gateway to an unparalleled Minecraft experience that combines the best of survival gameplay with a thriving economy and a welcoming, tight-knit community. Step into a sprawling, breathtaking world where the possibilities are as endless as your imagination. In McBloof, survival is just the beginning; it’s a canvas upon which you can paint your adventures, friendships, and accomplishments. (ty AI)

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Crops Grown:	8356
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

OG-Network

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP

OG Network is a Minecraft server that offers a thrilling and challenging game mode: Lifesteal SMP. In this mode, you can steal health from other players by killing them, but you can also lose health if you are killed. This adds a new layer of strategy and excitement to the survival experience. You will need to team up with your friends, as you can’t fight alone in this ruthless world. OG Network also features custom biomes, daily-spawning bosses, and unique gear sets to collect. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in Lifesteal SMP!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Potions Brewed:	174

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!