Blocky Banter: Where Minecraft meets comedy!

AUTHORITY, banter, blocky, Boss, Business, CEO, comedy, Company, corporate, entrepreneur, EPO, equality, executive, gender, gentlemen, ladies, leadership, man, Management, meets, Minecraft, presentation, PROFESSIONAL, real, WOMAN

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3147
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

New Minecraft Servers

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So what are you waiting for? Join The real CEO of EPO server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3456
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5066
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	591
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4048
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Divine Spears Created:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Enchantments Applied:	245	Mythical Quests Completed:	24

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1329
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Potions Brewed:	192	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5983
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	23	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Divine Spears Created:	16
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2771
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	917
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5424
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	4851	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Dimension Hops:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	646
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

play.infinitemc.net

Warden City

Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6672
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4245	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Villages Defended:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

104.128.51.3

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3710
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Endless Night Skies:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Void Gems Collected:	21	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	17

alliancecraft.net

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3253
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7620
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

squirtle.enchantmc.com

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4032
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Crops Grown:	7420
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	6366

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

play.minessii.shop

Citrus

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2721
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Dimension Hops:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	9921
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

citrusgroup.club