Blocky Banter: Where Minecraft meets comedy!

AUTHORITY, banter, blocky, Boss, Business, CEO, comedy, Company, corporate, entrepreneur, EPO, equality, executive, gender, gentlemen, ladies, leadership, man, Management, meets, Minecraft, presentation, PROFESSIONAL, real, WOMAN

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5313
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9320	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Zombie Dances:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

New Minecraft Servers

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But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you reach the end of the server, you will come face to face with the real CEO of EPO themselves, who will grant you three wishes – anything your heart desires! Want a pet dragon? Done. Want to be able to fly without wings? Consider it done. Want a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? You got it!

So what are you waiting for? Join The real CEO of EPO server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7599
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Emeralds Found:	8535
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	2635

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

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HibiscusMC

Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5636
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Emeralds Found:	2054	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Potions Brewed:	109	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Divine Spears Created:	17

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

ms.hibiscusmc.com

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5561
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6931
Magic Items Found:	1199	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

gt.craftersland.net

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5556
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Votes:	7273	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

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Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7192
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Void Gems Collected:	26
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

play.shaded.gg

Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6116
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

Play.hjonkcraft.com

Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9148
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	205
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Dimension Hops:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21

play.mcarcadia.com

Haven Network

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5940
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Dive into Haven’s Survival server for an unparalleled adventure featuring unique dungeons, customizable kits, job opportunities, and epic quests with playtime rewards. Take the excitement up a notch on our KitPvP server, where you’ll engage in 1.8 PvP mechanics, climb leaderboards, duel opponents, and conquer custom arenas with multiple kits. Join us for an immersive experience where survival meets thrilling PvP battles.

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DN Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8884
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	330
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Welcome to DN Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience that takes survival gameplay to the next level! Embark on an unforgettable journey in a virtual world brimming with unique features and endless possibilities. **Bounty Hunters:** Are you a fearless adventurer with a taste for thrilling challenges? Test your skills as a bounty hunter, tracking down elusive targets and claiming rewards for their capture. The exhilarating chase, intense battles, and lucrative payouts make the Bounty Hunters feature a favorite among those seeking an adrenaline rush.**Top Money and Banks:** Rise to the top of the economic ladder and establish your dominance in the realm of wealth. With the Top Money leaderboard, you’ll always know who’s reigning as the richest player. Safeguard your hard-earned loot by utilizing our sophisticated banking system, ensuring your riches remain secure even in the face of danger.**Land Claim:** Forge your own path in a vast and ever-expanding world with the Land Claim system. Protect your territory and creations from unwanted intruders by staking your claim and establishing boundaries. Build, mine, and explore with the confidence that your efforts are safe and sound within your designated land.**Survival at its Finest:** Dive into the heart of survival gameplay as you gather resources, construct shelters, and fend off hostile creatures. DN Network offers a challenging survival experience that pushes you to adapt, innovate, and thrive in a dynamic environment. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a newcomer, you’ll find ample opportunities for growth and excitement.**Clans and Clan Wars:** Forge alliances and build your own tight-knit community by joining or creating a clan. Collaborate with your fellow members to establish strongholds, gather resources, and undertake epic quests. If peaceful coexistence isn’t your style, engage in thrilling clan wars that pit your strategic prowess against rival groups in intense battles for supremacy.Immerse yourself in the immersive world of DN Network, where the boundaries between reality and the digital realm blur. Whether you’re seeking the thrill of the hunt, the satisfaction of amassing wealth, the camaraderie of clan life, or the challenge of survival, our server has something for everyone. Join us now and become part of a thriving community that values creativity, camaraderie, and the pursuit of adventure. Your journey awaits on DN Network!

play.dnsmp.fun:25664

United Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5540
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Chimeras Created:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

United Lands is a Towny-based Earth SMP that integrates peace, war, economies and events thanks to our unique mechanics. We are a friendly server with an active Discord and community as well as a helpful staff team. Our Earth map is on a 1:500 scale that goes alongside a Resource world, Nether and End. These last three worlds reset at the end of each month. Settle a town with your friends or brave it alone with Towny – develop your lands into thriving nations and empires that span the globe. In addition to this, we often hold events on our Discord and on the Minecraft server itself which are always looked forward to by our players. Discord events can contain games nights and watch-alongs, whereas our in game events can include skin contests, minigame events or server-wide mechanic changes in limited time events. You can progress in-game to a powerful position with our in game perks menu where you can buy additional abilities and privileges with the money earned from our balanced jobs, trade, and war system. Strictly cosmetic donator perks are also available on our website to those who want to show off a bit more. The server is constantly changing and updating for the better with changelogs coming out almost weekly containing new fixes and plugins. Custom items like you’ve never seen them before! Food, tools, and blocks that offer completely new gameplay experiences beyond just more options on what to eat are here. Grow new custom trees that have their own unique mechanics and drops or brew amazing alcohols using them. You can even change the biome you’re standing in with our new tools! Take a look at our handcrafted website that provides incredible insight into the server with pages dedicated to towns and players with real time map locations! Our server is not limited to Java players only, with our new parity update Bedrock players can join in on the fun too! Look at our website under the “Bedrock Joining” article on the info tab to learn how to connect. IP: mc.unitedlands.org Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: unitedlands.org Discord: discord.gg/unitedlands Map: unitedlands.org/maps

mc.unitedlands.org

BrokenThrone

Bedwars, Cross-Play, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2108
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to BrokenThrone, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! We’re thrilled to have you here!IP Address: Java: play.brokenthrone.xyz Bedrock: play.brokenthrone.xyzServer Features: • Cracked • Player-driven economy with player shops and auctions • Grief protection to ensure your builds are safe • RPG-style leveling and skills • Custom Enchants • ETC

play.brokenthrone.xyz

Melon Cloud

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5941
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Playing Melon Cloud you can forget about pay to win here, everyone’s got a fair shot at fun. We spice things up with free custom monthly textures that’ll give your gameplay a fresh twist without breaking the bank.Enjoy the freedom of soaring through the skies with the /fly command – because who doesn’t love a little virtual airtime? But what really makes Melon Cloud a blast is our awesome community. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a total newbie, our players are all about making you feel right at home.

play.meloncloud.net

Mantic Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9220
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

We are a fast growing, friendly and fun Minecraft server community. Mantic server was originally founded back in 2015.Come give it a try at mso.mantic.gg

mso.mantic.gg

Ruby

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8194
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Welcome to Ruby! We are an online community with an extra focus on togetherness, inclusion and friendship. Here you can meet safely no matter who you are. We want everyone to experience development and mastery at Rubinen. We have Survival, Creative, Dungeons, Parkour, Spleef, Towny, Events, KeepInventory, Voteparty, Competitions, PvP and more!

Rubinen.no

DraconityMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4503
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Cross-Play! Anyone can join from any launcher!!DraconityMC – SURVIVAL KINGDOMS– Custom Mobs: Fully customized passive and hostile mobs, as well as interactive pets with skills and abilities! – Custom World Generation: Completely reworked world generation, featuring hundreds of varieties of biomes filled with custom mobs! – Outposts: Fight for rulership of the four biome outposts, but fight off the ogres, vikings, ents, and bandits! – Boss Fights: Daily varieties of custom textured boss spawns with OP rewards! – Skills: Redesigned custom McMMO skills, RPG style! Level up for rewards! – Battlepass: Featuring hundreds of fresh quests to face every season, with a balanced VIP battlepass access! – New Enchantments: Completely reworked enchantment system, featuring a wizard NPC for all your enchantment needs! – Kingdoms: Build and form the strongest kingdom on the server, and declare war on other kingdoms for power! If you just wanna chill and build, you can turn this feature off and sit back and watch the chaos! – Gems Shop: Buy keys, cosmetics, wardrobe items, and much more with gems! – Dungeons: Grind through the levels of the dungeons for unique rewards and challenging battles from our custom mobs and bosses! + much more!: We have so many amazing features that we can’t even list them all, so come check it out now!

play.draconitymc.com