Blocky Banter: Where Creeper Explosions Are Less Painful Than 4chan = Self Harm

4chan, ANONYMOUS, banter, blocky, creeper, cyberbullying, dark side, emotional well being, explosions, Free Yourself, harm, harmful behavior, internet culture, Irreverence, Kinship, Knowledgeless, Life Force, lulz, mental health, Online Community, PAINFUL, self harm, self harming, shell, soulless, toxic environment

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9696
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Towns Built:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

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VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9587
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Ores Mined:	8446
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

VortexNetwork.me

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2761
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Ores Mined:	2229
Love Letters Sent:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

rtv_craft.apexmc.co:25667

Alternative World

Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1179
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Villages Defended:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

playmc.alt-w.net

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4401
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Alien Abductions:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	6332	Magical Moments Shared:	9

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

glitchy.mc-server.eu:30045

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4159
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Farms Harvested:	291
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

sweetpeamc.com

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8252
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	New Chunks Explored:	757718
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Chimeras Created:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Magic Items Found:	2635	Meteorites Collected:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

vh.casualcrafters.net

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3314
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	3159	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

play.friendlycraftmc.com

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4076
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Void Armor Forged:	28
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Zombie Dances:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	318	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

play.faetalesmc.net

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6738
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Void Gems Collected:	34	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

supersurvivalx.minesr.com

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6428
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	78	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

veroxus.club

IipuCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9565
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Ores Mined:	5288	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Iipukema Network presents Ipucraft, the official McMMo server of the iipukema network, a survival with economy, in which you can sell and buy objects with in-game money, Bank to be able to save all the millions of iipucoins that you get, auctions to be able to sell what you don’t need, claims so that your things are always protected, Clans so that you and your friends can have a meeting place. Arenas con ranking, Surprise boxes through daily votes, Food market where you can buy any item you need, lore and much more!!! Find out at iipukema.com port 25565 Java and Bedrock! Iipukema.com the only server that shows its face! Follow us on Twitch and other social networks!!! Join the community…what are you waiting for?We have SquidGames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Parkour, Lifestile, Minigames, Normal Survival and Technical Survival. What are you waiting for to come in and try?

iipukema.com:25580

Lava Rising

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9031
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8265

Looking for a thrilling and competitive Minecraft mini-game? Look no further than Lava Rising! Battle to death against other players while trying to survive as the lava rises around you. When you join the server, you’ll enter one of the elevators and be teleported to the game itself; you will receive randomized items that match the biome you’re in, such as blaze rods in the nether or elytras in the end. Craft armor and weapons to defend yourself and be the last one standing. Once you’ve completed the game, return to the lobby with your newfound items and sell any extras for totems, gapples, and other valuable items. And if you’re looking to upgrade to netherite, head to the nether to collect random items until you obtain netherite ingots. Parts of the lobby can move, it is designed unlike any other server, you will just have to see for yourself. Join Lava Rising now for a competitive and thrilling Minecraft experience.

lavarising.org

Obtain the Grain OTG

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3913
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Towns Built:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32

SERVER IP: play.otgmc.com – We use a custom resource pack on OTG that requires you have OPTIFINE downloaded and installed before joining. – Resource pack includes: 500+ Unique Item/Weapon Textures; which includes, 52+ Armor Textures, 15 Custom Elytra’s, 12+ Custom Hats. – 9 Unique Themed Islands to explore and loot. Each Island has 2-5 Points of Interests for fast travel with a dungeon to delve into that has a boss at the end and a mine to gather resources from. – NPCs with Leveling/Daily Quest’s and a Main Adventure Quest. – /Rankup system to make your kit equipment stronger. Climb through 15+ ranks! – Attribute system, the longer you stay alive the more your attributes climb. – Mines for resources. (Building and breaking of blocks is limited to mines and plots.) – Dynamic /shop in Spawn Kingdom, prices fluctuate!- Player Plots for Rent in spawn and on every island! – PvPvE, 1 Safezone per Island. – Custom Monsters/Bosses with unique drop tables. – Loot Chests (Crafting of most items is disabled, you’ll have to loot!) – Built in economy with an emphasis on a player market. – Use /guild to party up with friends!

play.otgmc.com

Gamerland

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7723
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Welcome to Gamerland, a survival server that offers a unique and challenging experience for players who are looking for something different. Similar to an SMP, Gamerland offers a vast open world where players can explore, build, and survive. But unlike other servers, Gamerland is packed with plugins that completely change the game’s strategies and goals.One of the most significant features of Gamerland is the custom structures and items with strong abilities and drugs. These items are rare and valuable, and players can sell them for points, which is the currency used on the server. Points can be used to purchase a wide range of items, including custom gear, weapons, and tools that can help players survive in the harsh environment.Players with cracked Minecraft can play on the server, and there are teams that players can create and officialize. Official teams receive in-game bonuses such as protected areas, which can be an excellent way to stay safe from other players who might be looking to steal valuable items.Another exciting feature of Gamerland is the jobs that players can complete. These include the Bank Heist and the Drug Laboratory Robbery, which offer players a unique challenge and the chance to earn valuable points.Overall, Gamerland offers the best gaming experience for all players, whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the game. With custom structures, unique items, and exciting jobs to complete, there’s never a dull moment on this survival server. So join us today and start your adventure in Gamerland!

91.134.125.47:25585

RealmWars

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6308
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Chimeras Created:	1
Enchantments Applied:	201	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to the RealmWars Minecraft server! Never pay to win, always friendly.RealmWars is a friendly and welcoming community that offers a unique Towny experience. With a focus on player-driven economy, roleplay, and friendly competition, we aim to provide a fun and immersive experience for all players. Features: – Towny: Build and expand your own town, join a nation, and compete for resources and territory. – Economy: Participate in a player-driven economy and trade with others for goods and services. – Jobs: Join a job and immerse yourself in the world of RealmWars! – McMMO: Adds new mechanics and features to the game, including a skill system, special abilities, and unique experiences for players.

join.realmwars.org