Blocky Banter: Where Creeper Explosions Are Less Painful Than 4chan = Self Harm

4chan, ANONYMOUS, banter, blocky, creeper, cyberbullying, dark side, emotional well being, explosions, Free Yourself, harm, harmful behavior, internet culture, Irreverence, Kinship, Knowledgeless, Life Force, lulz, mental health, Online Community, PAINFUL, self harm, self harming, shell, soulless, toxic environment

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6023
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dimension Hops:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5

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Shotbow

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9601
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Ores Mined:	7285	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24

Welcome to Shotbow, the original server network!Home to the entirely custom coded gamemodes of MineZ, Annihilation, Smash, Mine Theft Auto, and much more!No mods are required! Just connect with a Minecraft 1.12 – 1.18 client and experience Minecraft like you never have before!Originally founded in 2012, MineZ took off as one of the first vanilla Minecraft servers taking the core game that everyone knew and loved, and putting a spin on it that had never been seen before. Now, nearly a decade later, Shotbow has registered over one million unique players, and delivered quality experiences for everyone to enjoy!

play.shotbow.net

MineWonders

MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5539
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Welcome to MineWonders, a new Survival Server where you can have a ton of fun, play with SlimeFun, mcMMO, PyroFishingPro and more.We truly hope that you will enjoy the server and be sure to join us for a great adventure

play.minewonders.com

Alone Mc

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6647
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Towns Built:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ores Mined:	5491

Welcome to Alone Mc – a unique Minecraft server set in the vibrant gaming landscape of India. Immerse yourself in the exhilarating LifeSteal gamemode, where every move counts and survival is key. Join a community of players navigating the challenges of this thrilling server, where strategic gameplay and skillful tactics reign supreme. Alone Mc invites you to embark on an epic Minecraft adventure like never before, all within the dynamic gaming node located in India. Are you ready to conquer the LifeSteal world?

play.alonemc.fun:65535

The Goons

MCMMO, PvP, Towny

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1324
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4

A minecraft server with mcnmo and land claim, compatible up to 1.8We’re a server with many things to do like survival, mcmmo and other stuff like land claiming. We support versions as old as 1.8. May be older.

66.11.114.198:5035

Gaudium Middle School

Cross-Play, Factions, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4949
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52

Factions Unleashed: Establish your faction, recruit loyal members, and claim your piece of the vast, open world. Engage in epic faction wars, strategic alliances, and diplomatic negotiations as you strive to become the dominant force on the server.Not one for Fighting? Set your PVP to off and collaborate with other peaceful players diving into the heart of survival multiplayer with a meticulously crafted world rich in resources, challenges, and surprises. From dense forests to treacherous caves, every corner of our server is teeming with opportunities for resource gathering, exploration, and survival.Embark on a journey where the balance between cooperation and competition shapes the destiny of the world. Join us at Gaudium SMP and become a part of a community that celebrates the essence of both factions and survival multiplayer in Minecraft!

88.209.197.24:21157

CoolKidzTable

Factions, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1357
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Animals Bred:	76	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Embark on an adrenaline-fueled odyssey in our Hardcore Minecraft Server, where every heartbeat echoes with the thrill of danger. Forge your empire in the crucible of survival, where the sun-kissed days give way to treacherous nights teeming with unseen perils. Remember, you possess only three lives – a precious trinity that stands between you and the abyss.In this relentless RPG adventure, alliances are forged and shattered, and your mettle will be tested against the ruthless wilderness. Navigate the shifting landscapes, each step resonating with the echoes of untold dangers and untapped wonders. Traverse vast hills and unearth the secrets concealed within the unexplored biomes that beckon with the promise of both fortune and peril.Engage in a dance of risk and reward as you trade with rival factions or embark on daring raids to seize their spoils. The line between predator and prey is blurred, and every encounter is a high-stakes gamble. The thrill of the chase, the clash of steel, and the pulse of the unknown set the stage for an immersive experience.But beware, for in this unforgiving realm, death is an ever-present specter, and your lives are a finite currency. The choices you make, the battles you wage, and the alliances you forge will shape your destiny. Will you rise to legendary heights or succumb to the relentless forces that seek to claim you?Enter the Hardcore Minecraft world, where survival is not just a game – it’s a heart-pounding, high-stakes adventure that will test the limits of your skill, courage, and cunning. Are you ready to embrace the challenge and write your own tale of conquest and survival? The countdown begins, and the shadows await your every move. May the odds be ever in your favor, and may you carve a legacy that withstands the sands of time. Good luck, and may your journey be as perilous as it is rewarding!

coolkidztable.com

Gemora

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2876
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

A Power gems server! We have magic! Costom world generation! Disclaimer: Powergems plugin was never ment to be like bliss smp please do not mistake!

gemora.my.pebble.host:25588

ReignSMP

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4774
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Welcome to ReignSMP – Where Survival Thrives!Embark on the ultimate survival adventure in our immersive multiplayer Minecraft server – a haven for daring adventurers and crafty survivors! Join ReignSMP and experience survival like never before, where every decision you make shapes your destiny in a vast and untamed world.

198.244.177.73:25696

DoomieMcDoomMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3457
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

Come enjoy the new community, friendly to all ages!Well developed server with a great economy and land plugins!

209.222.97.201

GCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2304
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7031
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Emeralds Found:	6185
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Crops Grown:	4605	Farms Harvested:	349
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

GCraft stands as a bastion within the vast Minecraft community, offering an immersive survival experience that’s as pure as it gets: fully vanilla, fortified with formidable anti-cheat functionalities, and upheld by a thriving, welcoming community. Nestled within the expansive landscapes of Minecraft, GCraft beckons players seeking an authentic, unadulterated survival journey.

104.218.101.26:56640

Sunrise Network

Earth, Hardcore, MCMMO, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	250
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Buildings Constructed:	40
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

What Are We? SunriseMC is a server that has been in the works for many months now, but has finally come to release. (1.1.2024). This server has a few notable plugins like TownyAdvanced, JobsReborn, and AuctionHouse. However, we have put a large list of plugins and add-ons together that may not be as well known that have built our system from the ground up.What Is Our Idea? Our idea is to create a towny server that isn’t like anything that currently exists for premium Minecraft users, while also having a respectable atmosphere for people of almost all ages to hang out and play. From every block that we place, to every place we create, we make sure that everything that is created is fun, and inviting for everyone.How Do I Join? So, we have noticed some issues when it comes to people joining the server. This is due to the position of the servers hardware and the inability to host the server with better means, which means that player’s pings will be normally high. We are hoping to be able to fix this issue as soon as we can, but sadly will have to just work with it for the time being. If you notice that the Play.Sunrisemc.net IP does not work, please try our U.S IP, which is Fun.Sunrisemc.net. If you still cannot join, please hop onto our discord server (found below) and let us know so we can try to get you onto our server!Have Any Questions? Just come on over and we will be happy to answer all that you have!Discord: https://discord.sunrisemc.net

play.sunrisemc.net

MineFun

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3897
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Step into a Minecraft adventure like never before on our Hardcore Server, where survival isn’t just a challenge – it’s a thrill. Picture this: custom crates, each holding the promise of something extraordinary. From game-changing gear to exclusive cosmetics, these crates add an exciting twist to your journey, making every step forward a potential leap toward greatness.And here’s the kicker – an AFK pit designed not just for idle time but to reward you while you’re away. Imagine earning keys effortlessly, ensuring that when you return, there’s a treasure trove waiting for you. It’s the perfect blend of convenience and excitement, making sure your progress doesn’t halt even when life takes you AFK.But it’s not just about the loot. In our world, every action matters. The economy is finely tuned to ensure that the keys you earn hold value. Trade them for in-game currency or use them to unlock the mysteries concealed within those custom crates – the decision is yours, and the possibilities are as vast as the Minecraft landscape itself.This is a journey, and we’re inviting you to be part of its foundation. As a newly launched server, we’re not just creating a gaming environment; we’re crafting a community. Come, be a pioneer, and let’s shape this hardcore realm together. Custom crates, AFK pits, and a myriad of features await – are you ready to dive in and discover what lies beyond? Join us now, and let the adventure unfold naturally, just like the blocks in your favorite game.

play.minefun.xyz:25590

SpiralGN

Cross-Play

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9267
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Chimeras Created:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Welcome to SpiralGN, the ultimate destination for players seeking the thrill of Minecraft’s Op Gens experience! In the vast and ever-evolving world of Minecraft, SpiralGN stands out as a server dedicated to taking resource generation to a whole new level. At SpiralGN, we’ve crafted a unique and engaging Minecraft experience that centers around the art of overpowered generators (Op Gens). Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the blocky realm, our server offers something for everyone.

spiralgn.net

Crystal Cove SMP

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	328
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Secret Passages Found:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	28
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Animals Bred:	156
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Falling into the Void:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	8779

crystalcove.mcserver.us

Beast Smp

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8742
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Animals Bred:	21
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Zombie Dances:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

A very great server owned by a idle single owner which has many features in the smp like trade, auction house, shop, leaderboard, etc if not joined join now!! It’s also a crossplay server so poket edition players can also join

beastsmp69.falix.gg:20000