Blocky Banter: Where Creeper Explosions Are Less Painful Than 4chan = Self Harm

4chan, ANONYMOUS, banter, blocky, creeper, cyberbullying, dark side, emotional well being, explosions, Free Yourself, harm, harmful behavior, internet culture, Irreverence, Kinship, Knowledgeless, Life Force, lulz, mental health, Online Community, PAINFUL, self harm, self harming, shell, soulless, toxic environment

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3992
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3730
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	465
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Star Shards Collected:	298	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

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SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2756
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3585
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Void Gems Collected:	34

Explore the depths of the SeaSide sea…. ● Over 1000+ Custom Items ● Unlock new islands and items ● Daily quests ● Defeat powerful bosses ● Find valuable treasure chests & crates ● Start your own crew ● Unique PvP/PvE Experience ● 100+ Custom Enchants ● Gambling: Roulette, Coinflip and Jackpot ● Build your own raft ● Compete with other players in PvP or ranking. Weekly updates at the request of YOU. And much more…

mc-seaside.eu

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6778
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

play.hexarchon.net

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2749
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Crops Grown:	2785
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

play.maestrea.com

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9550
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Zombie Dances:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

play.ninden.net

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	338
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

havzmar.nodecraft.gg

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8613
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Crops Grown:	7963
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

play.sapphiresmp.net

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8909
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	453	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Magic Items Found:	5899
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8053
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

play.contentveen.nl

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8357
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	120	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9498

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

UneasyVanilla.com

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	746
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Divine Spears Created:	21
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Void Gems Collected:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

play.anarchus.com

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5623
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5314
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Falling into the Void:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5812
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3190
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	482	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Star Shards Collected:	82

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

play.goldengalaxymc.com

PixelBallers

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1171
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Secret Passages Found:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Dimension Hops:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Mines Excavated:	3714

Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

135.148.226.114

Happy-HG Network

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1988
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Runes Activated:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

mc.happy-hg.com