Blocky Banter: The 4chan of Minecraft

4chan, 4chan raid, ANONYMOUS, banter, blocky, cyber attack, desu, Epic, Exploding, hacker raid, internet culture, internet forum, internet humor, internet subculture, lulz machine, meme, Minecraft, moot, Online Community, online mischief, party van, trolling, viral content

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6728
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3387	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine a world where 4chan meets Minecraft, where the epic lulz never stop and the party van is always exploding with excitement. Our server is like a desu desu dream come true, filled with hacker raids and lulz galore.

Join us if you dare to embark on a wild adventure where anything can happen. Build your own memes and troll your friends with outrageous pranks. Who knows, you might even encounter the legendary moot himself roaming the server, causing chaos wherever he goes.

So why wait? Join us now and be part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, the only rule is to have fun and create insane memories that will last a lifetime.

BusinessCraft City Roleplay

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7648
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7791
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Are you ready to explore a new role play server? BusinessCraft is a minecraft-survival City Roleplay server that uses custom easy to use plugins to simulate aspects of a real city. The server includes a wide selection of jobs such as: Engineer, Miner, Lumberjack, Doctor, Lawyer and many more! This server also has a government and democratic elections!Live in a cozy house in the suburbs while building your business empire downtown. You can start businesses ranging from agriculture to manufacturing, scale your business into a large corporation or keep it a small local business, or you can work for another company and enjoy everything else the city has to offer!The city has lots to explore, you can rent apartments including penthouses, explore easter eggs like the sewers, or venture into the acres of wildlife preserve just outside city limits! Buses, trains, subways, and planes can help you travel throughout the city and world. Nearly everything built within the city is player owned and operated.

play.mcbusinesscraft.com

GoldenSky Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4240
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Buildings Constructed:	27
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
New Chunks Explored:	732053	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

The GoldenSky server has been around since 2013 and is 10 years old this year! Over the years it has included many players who have collected very personal memories in the game and with other players. The focus of the server is the game modes SkyBlock and Survival.

play.golden-sky.de

Ruinous Horizons

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3792
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Welcome to Ruinous Horizons, the most thrilling Cobblemon server pack you’ve ever seen! Dive into a world where Pokémon become your greatest ally and embark on an epic journey filled with adventure. Additional mods are added to enhance the experience. Use our modpack! Just search up Ruinous Horizons on technic or curseforge, or join our discord to see more ways.

rhorizons.apexmc.co:25602

Aether SMP

Economy, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	636
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	1285	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7

› ˖°꒰ What is Aether SMP? Aether SMP is a Java and Bedrock SMP server founded on friendship and having a good time. We seek to create a comfortable and fun atmosphere for everyone. If you’re looking for a server that feels like a family, check us out.› ˖°꒰ Server Features: ╭ ────────────────── :: -﹆ ៸ ៸ Non-P2W ︰﹆៸៸ Java/Bedrock crossplay ︰﹆៸៸ Appealable bans ︰﹆៸៸ Vote ranks with perks A ﹆ ៸ ៸ TPA / Sethomes ︰﹆៸៸ Warp creation ︰﹆៸៸ Player driven economy ︰﹆៸៸ Open staff applications ︰﹆៸៸ Relaxed rules ╰ ────────────────── ::

play.aethersmp.com

Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4968
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magic Items Found:	3876	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Divine Spears Created:	30	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

play.bloomsmp.net

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1228
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8026	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Villages Defended:	16	Void Armor Forged:	15
Chimeras Created:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

51.81.37.166:36570

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4491
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

play.lumamc.net

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4105
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

gratopia.gg

HibiscusMC

Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2746
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

ms.hibiscusmc.com

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3202
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

gt.craftersland.net

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3508
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Void Armor Forged:	24
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	37

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

play.haxmc.fun

Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6929
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Star Shards Collected:	155	Mines Excavated:	3898
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

play.shaded.gg

Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3280
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4931	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dimension Hops:	9

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

Play.hjonkcraft.com

Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3775
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Villages Defended:	17
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

play.mcarcadia.com

Haven Network

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9784
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Dive into Haven’s Survival server for an unparalleled adventure featuring unique dungeons, customizable kits, job opportunities, and epic quests with playtime rewards. Take the excitement up a notch on our KitPvP server, where you’ll engage in 1.8 PvP mechanics, climb leaderboards, duel opponents, and conquer custom arenas with multiple kits. Join us for an immersive experience where survival meets thrilling PvP battles.

play.safe-haven.me:25645