Blocky Banter: The 4chan of Minecraft

4chan, 4chan raid, ANONYMOUS, banter, blocky, cyber attack, desu, Epic, Exploding, hacker raid, internet culture, internet forum, internet humor, internet subculture, lulz machine, meme, Minecraft, moot, Online Community, online mischief, party van, trolling, viral content

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	404
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Enchantments Applied:	69
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine a world where 4chan meets Minecraft, where the epic lulz never stop and the party van is always exploding with excitement. Our server is like a desu desu dream come true, filled with hacker raids and lulz galore.

Join us if you dare to embark on a wild adventure where anything can happen. Build your own memes and troll your friends with outrageous pranks. Who knows, you might even encounter the legendary moot himself roaming the server, causing chaos wherever he goes.

So why wait? Join us now and be part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, the only rule is to have fun and create insane memories that will last a lifetime.

PokeRetreat

Pixelmon, Roleplay

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9736
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

play.pokeretreat.com

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1710
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

[email protected].

RawMinecraft2.mcserv.co

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6472
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

VortexNetwork.me

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8506
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Enchantments Applied:	129	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Towns Built:	9

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

rtv_craft.apexmc.co:25667

Alternative World

Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8181
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Crops Grown:	8885
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

playmc.alt-w.net

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7814
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Zombie Dances:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

glitchy.mc-server.eu:30045

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4108
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Villages Defended:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

sweetpeamc.com

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	387
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

vh.casualcrafters.net

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	982
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	184	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	428	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Villages Defended:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

play.friendlycraftmc.com

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8773
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Ores Mined:	6554	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

play.faetalesmc.net

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7631
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

supersurvivalx.minesr.com

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1147
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

veroxus.club

IipuCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3437
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Iipukema Network presents Ipucraft, the official McMMo server of the iipukema network, a survival with economy, in which you can sell and buy objects with in-game money, Bank to be able to save all the millions of iipucoins that you get, auctions to be able to sell what you don’t need, claims so that your things are always protected, Clans so that you and your friends can have a meeting place. Arenas con ranking, Surprise boxes through daily votes, Food market where you can buy any item you need, lore and much more!!! Find out at iipukema.com port 25565 Java and Bedrock! Iipukema.com the only server that shows its face! Follow us on Twitch and other social networks!!! Join the community…what are you waiting for?We have SquidGames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Parkour, Lifestile, Minigames, Normal Survival and Technical Survival. What are you waiting for to come in and try?

iipukema.com:25580

Lava Rising

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2957
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	165	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Ores Mined:	8359	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Looking for a thrilling and competitive Minecraft mini-game? Look no further than Lava Rising! Battle to death against other players while trying to survive as the lava rises around you. When you join the server, you’ll enter one of the elevators and be teleported to the game itself; you will receive randomized items that match the biome you’re in, such as blaze rods in the nether or elytras in the end. Craft armor and weapons to defend yourself and be the last one standing. Once you’ve completed the game, return to the lobby with your newfound items and sell any extras for totems, gapples, and other valuable items. And if you’re looking to upgrade to netherite, head to the nether to collect random items until you obtain netherite ingots. Parts of the lobby can move, it is designed unlike any other server, you will just have to see for yourself. Join Lava Rising now for a competitive and thrilling Minecraft experience.

lavarising.org

Obtain the Grain OTG

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6836
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

SERVER IP: play.otgmc.com – We use a custom resource pack on OTG that requires you have OPTIFINE downloaded and installed before joining. – Resource pack includes: 500+ Unique Item/Weapon Textures; which includes, 52+ Armor Textures, 15 Custom Elytra’s, 12+ Custom Hats. – 9 Unique Themed Islands to explore and loot. Each Island has 2-5 Points of Interests for fast travel with a dungeon to delve into that has a boss at the end and a mine to gather resources from. – NPCs with Leveling/Daily Quest’s and a Main Adventure Quest. – /Rankup system to make your kit equipment stronger. Climb through 15+ ranks! – Attribute system, the longer you stay alive the more your attributes climb. – Mines for resources. (Building and breaking of blocks is limited to mines and plots.) – Dynamic /shop in Spawn Kingdom, prices fluctuate!- Player Plots for Rent in spawn and on every island! – PvPvE, 1 Safezone per Island. – Custom Monsters/Bosses with unique drop tables. – Loot Chests (Crafting of most items is disabled, you’ll have to loot!) – Built in economy with an emphasis on a player market. – Use /guild to party up with friends!

play.otgmc.com