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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3206
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	18

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Cube-Nation.de

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4150
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Farms Harvested:	931
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	197	Void Armor Forged:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Cube Nation – The server with the feel-good effectStill looking for a Minecraft server with a great, German-speaking community? Then you are exactly right with us!With its well thought-out and constantly developed concept, Cube-Nation offers you a Minecraft gaming experience that you won’t want to miss any more. Together with the players, we have developed one of the friendliest Minecraft servers in German-speaking countries since 2011. The community not only includes the competent server team, but of course also every single Cube Nation player! Because it is the community that makes the server what it is today – namely a server with the feel-good effect!Main server – city build with resident and farm worlds On the main server you can freely choose your own building area in the specially generated landscape, where you enjoy absolute protection from griefing. You can decide for yourself which other players should receive building rights. If you no longer have enough space, we will be happy to help you expand your property!To keep the resident worlds pretty, there is a mining world that is reset regularly. As a result, there has been no map reset of the resident worlds since the server started in September 2011! This way you will be able to admire your buildings again many years later.Discover the Cube Nation network! In addition to the main server presented with a focus on city build and survival, we also offer other servers. There is a freebuild vanilla survival server, a creative server, the Acid Island server and an event server. You can easily switch between servers and the chat is also visible across servers.

cube-nation.de

Simply Vanilla

Hardcore, PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3831
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Welcome to Simply Vanilla!Simply Vanilla is focused on semi-vanilla, survival gameplay, though we also incorporate a few lightweight plugins. Playing with friends is easy with basic teleport commands, and one sethome makes the vanilla experience more favorable. We pride ourselves on our tight-knit, kind community and are super welcoming! We have a mature player base with older players, though anyone is encouraged to join. We try our best to do monthly events with chances to win exclusive prizes. Stop by today to check us out and meet your new server family! Check out our website for more information: simplyvanilla.coRules: Check out our rules at simplyvanilla.co/rules

simplyvanilla.co

Project AZOTH

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7007
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Ores Mined:	9798	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

The AZOTH Network is a growing community project that features a faithful but wholly unique Pixelmon MMO based on the Pokmon series games as well as a handful of other Minecraft servers that aim to combine the best of both series. It has been in the works since 2011. While the project has gone through many different phases and servers since its humble beginnings, it finally began to take shape in 2020 after making its way back to the original community that started it all and rebranding into what it is today.We strive to provide a definitive experience that pulls in ideas from all the best places, without resorting to Pay-2-Win practices that so many other communities have fallen prey to. ABSOLUTELY NO LOOTBOXES, CRATES, GAMBLING, MONEY-GRUBBING OR MICROTRANSACTIONS WHATSOEVER! Our experienced staff aims to keep the environment as fair and balanced for each and every player as possible; the era of P2W Pixelmon servers and PokeMMO knock-offs ends with us.-Fully-Featured Pixelmon Adventure Map -Adventure through Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova, Kalos, Alola, Galar, and beyond! -Origins-Style Gym scaling that alters a Gym Leader’s Team based on your party strength and number of Badges. -Interconnected world woven together with areas from the unreleased Spaceworld Beta. -Shadow Pokmon storyline in the Orre region from Colosseum. -CustomNPCs with tailored scripts for item storage, usable TM Cases, Game Corner games, and more!

play.projectazoth.net

Megga-CRAFT

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9646
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Potions Brewed:	126
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	267	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

play.megga-craft.com

Elite Rabbit

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1200
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Votes:	7098
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Buildings Constructed:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Server Elite Rabbit is a Vietnamese SMP server with slightly PVE-oriented gameplay, with countless attractive features such as “Elite Mobs, Jobs, Player Shop, Player Warps,…”.The best thing about Elite Rabbit is ECONOMY. Yes, you read that right, the server is mainly developed by the community and everything revolves around MONEY. Having money is having everything.So what are you waiting for? Join the Server, and vote for us now to receive the most attractive rewards possible

eliterabbit.fun

HeadHunter PvP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8958
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

The Finest PvP Experience on the List. Kits, Bounties, Combat Logging, Warps, Glass Wars, RTP, Clans, HeadDrops, and more! Our server is Cross-Platform which means you can play with Bedrock Players! Players from Switch, XBox, and PlayStation all spend time on our server, and you can too!

play.hhpvp.com

HitCraft

Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4579
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Hello welcome! HitCraft is a server based on Survival Custom version 1.19. Vote for our server to receive rewards that you can discover in the game.

mc.hitcraft.club

BadWolfMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3812
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Experience BadWolfMC: An Adult Minecraft Server – a long-running, drama-free, and inclusive community for adults. With spacious build areas and carefully curated plugins, our server maintains the vanilla feel while adding a touch of fun and ensuring the safety of your creations. Connect and chat seamlessly via our integrated Discord server, enjoy Java-Bedrock Crossplay from any device, and find answers to all your questions on our helpful wiki.Join one of the best online communities you’ll ever be a part of, where members from around the world come together to forge friendships and share their Minecraft passion. Guests are welcome to log in and explore, and once your application is approved, you’ll gain build permissions to bring your imagination to life. Discover the captivating world of BadWolfMC and let your creativity roam free!

play.badwolfmc.com

Infinity Nexus

Economy, Survival

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9871
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Animals Bred:	200
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

“Infinity Nexus” started as a personal project for a small group of friends who are passionate about technology and Minecraft. It quickly turned into something that many other players wanted to experience. Incorporating popular mods like Mekanism and others, this modpack elevates Minecraft’s simple block world into a field of advanced technological innovations.

infinitynexus.com.br

FenixCraft

Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8098
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3527
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	20

We are a Minecraft Network, which aims to represent players addicted to this game, a new way of approaching the game, through different improvements to the game giving it a professional look, as well as perfect gameplay.Our mission is for you to have unlimited fun, we are waiting for you!

mc.fenixcraft.org

Hoobs Live

MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1919
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft Servers? Is it putting you to sleep? Well, you’re in luck! Welcome to the worlds most interactive Minecraft server ever created. Hoobs brings you the best integration between your already favorite game and Youtube! You can play on our server by using the ip: hoobs.live or just hang out in the chat. There are tons of things to do in the chat, but the most important is to collect Hoob Loot! Get on our YouTube Channel and type !shop to get started.

hoobs.live

MineClick

Mini Games

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	878
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Crops Grown:	2561
Dragon Scales Harvested:	243	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Meteorites Collected:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

MineClick is a unique Minecraft server that features an incremental/idle clicker gamemode. Start your adventure today by joining the server at play.mineclick.net– You are given your own island where you can mine special blocks. – For starters, every mined block gets you 1 gold. In order to speed up your progress you can upgrade your Pickaxe and hire workers that do the job for you. By upgrading your workers you increase their income rate. – There are also upgrades that you can do to your island which give a variety of perks such as worker efficiency increase or an additional Pickaxe. – When you’ve made enough gold you can unlock a new island which gives you an increase to global gold multiplier and new island upgrades. – You workers work even when you’re offline.

mc.mineclick.net

Nest Pig

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8636
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8954
Dragon Scales Harvested:	113	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Survival Atena: Have fun in the biggest geopolitical survival in all of Brazil! It is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock, pirated and original versions, starting from version 1.16! Survival Atena offers everything a player could want, such as a unique system for creating cities and nations, mcmmo, custom texture, clans, wars, events, and many others! Don’t waste any more time and come play on Rede Pig

redepig.com

ClikaCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5662
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	New Chunks Explored:	886560
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Potions Brewed:	58	Secret Passages Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft multiplayer server, where fun and adventure are found around every corner! Immerse yourself in a unique survival that goes beyond convention. Experience a custom world full of surprises, from adorable pets to exciting classes with unique abilities. Discover chests full of treasure, navigate intuitive menus and unleash impressive power-ups. Protect your achievements and enjoy the gaming experience in a friendly and exciting environment! Join us on this epic journey, where creativity and camaraderie merge in the pixelated universe of Minecraft 1.17-1.20. Adventure awaits you!

play.clikacraft.net

HomesteadCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6750
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Divine Spears Created:	20
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Towns Built:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

HomesteadCraft is an RPG-inspired adult MC server with a vanilla-feel; think vanilla ice cream with sprinkles. Aurelium Skills- Introduces Skills and Stats into Minecraft! Acuteloot- Adds literally BILLIONS of unique named items. Outside of the RPG-inspired plugins, we also use a claims plugin. Since this is a grief-free server (see rules below), you can imagine this one helps prevent a LOT of things. We currently have a world border of 9k in each direction from spawn. With an admin team that strives to assure constant 20TPS, and a friendly and helpful mod team, we try to build a close-knit community of friends from all over the world who just want to hangout with other adults and play some Minecraft. 21+ because we’re not interested in dealing with kid-related drama. WHERE TO FIND US Join us at Homesteadcraft.mcserver.us RULES 1: Don’t be a D!/k. 2: 21+ only. 3: Even as an adult-only server, please limit profanity in chat. 4: Absolutely NO hateful or derogatory language will be tolerated.

homesteadcraft.mcserver.us