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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1066
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Villages Defended:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more shenanigans than a monkey on a unicycle, and more chaos than a toddler with a tub of glitter.

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And let’s not forget about our legendary Cock and Dick/Penis thread. It’s like a treasure hunt, but instead of gold, you’ll find hilarious memes and questionable jokes. So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and make memories that will last a lifetime, come join us in this Thailand-sized adventure!

Isaiahman03 Network

Creative, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8768
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Votes:	3333
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

This server is not just a smp server we have alot of amazing and fun things such as. Hub server where you can use cosmetics such as gadgets and play games and do parkour and more. We have alot of things such as mystery boxes. Minigame events Participate in minigames during events to earn Gems. What are gems for exactly ? Well let me tell you! you can earn gems by playing on the server or participating in our weekly events! you can use those gems to buy ranks which gives you access to more commands and more abilities and more we even have a PVP arena all these things listed ubove are what we have for the SMP survival server to join click the NPC To buy ranks just do /Points store and click the bedrock and it will take you to the ranks store GUI We have a Creative CMP server for players who want to play on creative mode Rules No Racism/hate/discrimination No Swearing No Hacking No Ban Evasion No Staff Disrespect/Impersonation/player impersonation/Disrespect Do Not Ask For Op you will be banned if you do please read /rules for more info

Isaiahman03Network.exaroton.me:17437

SkinCraft Survival and Economy

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9921
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Towns Built:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magic Items Found:	8772
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

skincraft.shulker.xyz

HoneyBerryMC

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1622
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Emeralds Found:	901	Void Gems Collected:	27
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

HoneyberryMC:

HoneyBerry is a fairly new Minecraft server. We offer towny system, jobs, custom items, awesome ranks, and much more! The small community is a perfect place to feel right at home along with the super friendly staff.

Come & join us! play.honeyberrymc.com

play.honeyberrymc.com

RainMasYand

Cross-Play, OneBlock, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9122
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	3587
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Little Vanilla Server! For a hassle-free game with friends! Multi worlds Survival / Oneblock / Prison / Skybloc and pure vanilla zero plugin on Whitelist. Apply on discord. Welcome! Java IP: rainmasyand.fun Bedrock IP: rainmasyand.fun:19132

rainmasyand.fun

FuseMC

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3282
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4

**Discover the up-and-coming FuseMC: Striving to enhance Lifesteal with CrystalPvP**

FuseMC is a brand new Lifesteal server launched in 2023. We currently have an amazing customized LifeSteal server with the best features possible with some of the best Cpvpers playing our Lifesteal server. FuseMC offers an opportunity for Bedrock, Java, and Cracked players as well.

**Unique Server Optimization**

While building our server we wanted to make sure it was optimized to the fullest potential. We wanted to make sure high-ping players could fight like they were on a zero-ping server. Simply put we created a lag-free server and will continue to make it a high priority as well.

**Variety of options in-game:**

We offer players to play on 1.19 – 1.20.1 and Bedrock to play on the current version. We also offer a Huge CPVP arena with regenerative terrain! Multiple ways to earn money with farms and in-game economy as well as 3 brand new King Of The Hill arenas ran multiple times daily! Join today! play.fusemc.net!

play.fusemc.net

EchoSMP | Vault Hunters 3rd Edition

FTB, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5395
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Zombie Dances:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Alien Abductions:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

EchoSMP | Vault Hunters 3rd Edition 1.18.2

Server IP: vh.echosmp.com Server Discord: discord.gg/Pqz9qtHRQ3 Vault Hunters Version: Always Latest Server Location: Europe Server Ram: 128GB

New Features – 18/02/2023 – Now you can trade any item in the vault hunter’s mod pack with anyone else in the server using the Auction House! – Now you can gain daily rewards that are tailored toward your progression in Vault Hunters!

vh.echosmp.com

Impeerium

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6662
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Alien Abductions:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Welcome to the new Empire, the adventures begin here!

We are fully committed to keeping the atmosphere as positive as possible. We want you to feel welcome. We welcome you all to join our community, you will experience the best gaming experience here.

Our goal is to provide players with a fun and enjoyable gaming experience.

We hope to see you here

play.impeerium.net

Townscraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4990
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Crops Grown:	5582	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Townscraft is a Survival Multiplayer server that focuses on creating towns. Each town contains houses, shops, farms and more. You can join an already existing town, create new towns with three or more members, or choose to be a solo nomad. From Big City Skyscrapers to Steampunk Floating Islands to Funkytown themes, there’s something for everyone.

65.110.45.90

Hysteria Network

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Skywars

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2541
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163
Votes:	9951	Crops Grown:	3540
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

BETA ON SATURDAY 6 PM GMT THIS WEEKEND

Compete against others in our various game-modes and make your way towards the top of the leaderboard to earn prizes! Track your progress and statistics in real-time as you play our countless gamemodes!

Discord: https://discord.gg/rpuR8N2Hm6 Website: https://www.hy-pvp.com/ IP: hy-pvp.com

hy-pvp.com

CliffCraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1710
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	471
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23

Are you tired of the same p2w grindy, gambling based SMPs? Look no further than Hearts Of Minecraft! Our server offers a unique geopolitical SMP experience, set on planet Earth at a 1:750 scale. Create your own towns and build them into sprawling metropolises, and conquer the world in a militaristic nation style. Master the aspect of firearms, create huge tank armies or build vast fleets. Join HoM today and create your nation!

play.cliffcraft.online

CraftPlay

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9065
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Villages Defended:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	104
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

CraftPlay is a survival Minecraft server founded in Singapore. If you are looking for adventures, friendships, and other enjoyable things on a Minecraft survival server, then CraftPlay is the one to join! The server features a balanced economy and advance gameplay that will surely make you want to play Minecraft every day!

play.craftplay.xyz:25570

CraftingRealm

Creative, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1164
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Votes:	3337
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	430
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Dragon Eggs Found:	1604
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

There are loads of Enjoyable Plugins on the survival server to keep the fun alive and to foster enjoyment! (McMMO, GreifPrevention, etc)

In survival mode, players can explore a vast and randomly generated world, gather resources, and build structures to protect themselves from monsters. Creative mode allows players to let their imagination run wild, with access to all blocks and resources and no health or hunger to worry about.

Our server is maintained by a dedicated team of experienced staff who are committed to providing a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. We have a zero-tolerance policy for cheating and griefing, and our staff is always available to help with any issues or questions.

We have a vibrant and active community of players, with regular events and activities to keep things interesting. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to Minecraft, you’ll find a welcoming and friendly community here.

Join us now and start building your own adventures in Minecraft. With so many options to choose from, the possibilities are endless! See you in the game!

play.craftingrealm.tk

FlarePvP Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8843
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	New Chunks Explored:	886507
Towns Built:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Alien Abductions:	1	Enchantments Applied:	258
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Void Gems Collected:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

FlarePvP is a minecraft server on Survival minigame. In this minigame players complete challenges from the Classic Minecraft wildlife. Why playing in Singleplayer alone when you can do that with your friends?

play.flarepvp.com

SimpleSurvival

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2797
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Runes Activated:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Simple Survival is a survival Minecraft server offering a wide range of possibilities to enhance your Minecraft experience on 1.19.3. The server offers a community-driven economy, which gives every player the freedom to earn, sell and trade goods with other players independently.

For greater comfort and enhanced experience, the server offers land claiming to protect against griefing/raiding by other players, allowing you to build something special and show off your building skills to the world.

Ranking up for extra perks, participating in different events, and obtaining customized items & gear through the crates at spawn are some of the possibilities on Simple Survival!

simplesurvival.fun

PiratesMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3289
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Crops Grown:	9925	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

PiratesMC is a RPG Vanilla Minecraft server that provides the player with an immersive gameplay experience. Battle other players in large open ocean fights, defeat bosses, and loot treasure chests. It’s time to conquer the seven seas!

play.PiratesMC.co