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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2782
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more shenanigans than a monkey on a unicycle, and more chaos than a toddler with a tub of glitter.

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Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4948
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Endless Night Skies:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7151
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Dragon Eggs Found:	7681
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	660
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5359
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mines Excavated:	1986	Secret Passages Found:	2
Animals Bred:	105	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3666
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5955
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Magic Items Found:	7359

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4474
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Emeralds Found:	7900
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Dimension Hops:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Secret Passages Found:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Animals Bred:	113
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5539
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Star Shards Collected:	212
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4172
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	10

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3026
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4454
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dimension Hops:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	371
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8965
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Gods Slained:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Star Shards Collected:	243	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	330
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Magic Items Found:	1095
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9142
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Villages Defended:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ores Mined:	9560
Towns Built:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	468
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Love Letters Sent:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3961
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Animals Bred:	92
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Crops Grown:	1628	Buildings Constructed:	39

play.yomnetwork.ca