Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the memes flow like water? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things ridiculous and hilarious!

Join us and experience a world where creepers wear party hats, pigs ride on top of chickens, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain plugin). Our spawn area is a giant meme museum filled with the dankest memes from the depths of the internet.

But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava made of TNT, and “Sheep Racing” where you can ride on the back of a sheep and race against your friends. And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie wearing a tutu and doing the macarena? You will on our server!

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on in and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from too many exploding chickens).

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	53
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Void Armor Forged:	23
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4009	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Star Shards Collected:	159	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Void Gems Collected:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
New Chunks Explored:	887886	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	23

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Animals Bred:	125
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Warden City

Survival

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ores Mined:	8245
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Towns Built:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Void Armor Forged:	29
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Falling into the Void:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	24	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Ores Mined:	7643	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mines Excavated:	2319	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.