Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the wackiest, craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Or how about a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger hidden deep within the mines?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive rainbow unicorn herd that you can ride into battle against evil zombie llamas. And don’t forget about our exclusive disco party every Friday night in the Nether realm!

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride of insanity and hilarity that you won’t find anywhere else! Trust us, you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing Minecraft!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	Towns Built:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Dimension Hops:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2580	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Enchantments Applied:	115
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	25

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Zombie Dances:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Villages Defended:	19
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Towns Built:	8

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Animals Bred:	151
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	283	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	287	Dimension Hops:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Buildings Constructed:	18	Animals Bred:	60
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Dimension Hops:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Holy Grails Found:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Void Gems Collected:	34

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Animals Bred:	165

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Potions Brewed:	127	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3121

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.