Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the wackiest, craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Or how about a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger hidden deep within the mines?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive rainbow unicorn herd that you can ride into battle against evil zombie llamas. And don’t forget about our exclusive disco party every Friday night in the Nether realm!

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride of insanity and hilarity that you won’t find anywhere else! Trust us, you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing Minecraft!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	New Chunks Explored:	834940
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Ruby

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Ruby! We are an online community with an extra focus on togetherness, inclusion and friendship. Here you can meet safely no matter who you are. We want everyone to experience development and mastery at Rubinen. We have Survival, Creative, Dungeons, Parkour, Spleef, Towny, Events, KeepInventory, Voteparty, Competitions, PvP and more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	7864	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

DraconityMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Cross-Play! Anyone can join from any launcher!!DraconityMC – SURVIVAL KINGDOMS– Custom Mobs: Fully customized passive and hostile mobs, as well as interactive pets with skills and abilities! – Custom World Generation: Completely reworked world generation, featuring hundreds of varieties of biomes filled with custom mobs! – Outposts: Fight for rulership of the four biome outposts, but fight off the ogres, vikings, ents, and bandits! – Boss Fights: Daily varieties of custom textured boss spawns with OP rewards! – Skills: Redesigned custom McMMO skills, RPG style! Level up for rewards! – Battlepass: Featuring hundreds of fresh quests to face every season, with a balanced VIP battlepass access! – New Enchantments: Completely reworked enchantment system, featuring a wizard NPC for all your enchantment needs! – Kingdoms: Build and form the strongest kingdom on the server, and declare war on other kingdoms for power! If you just wanna chill and build, you can turn this feature off and sit back and watch the chaos! – Gems Shop: Buy keys, cosmetics, wardrobe items, and much more with gems! – Dungeons: Grind through the levels of the dungeons for unique rewards and challenging battles from our custom mobs and bosses! + much more!: We have so many amazing features that we can’t even list them all, so come check it out now!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Buildings Constructed:	31	Epic Quests Completed:	12

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Crops Grown:	1612
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Towns Built:	9
Void Gems Collected:	38	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	180	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Runes Activated:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Buildings Constructed:	35	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Animals Bred:	186	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Love Letters Sent:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.