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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as lit as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the holy grail of blocky goodness! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of diamond blocks, and have a pet zombie named Bob who does your bidding.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow, come join us for a wild ride that will leave you saying, “What’s the most ridiculous common saying? This server is the bomb-diggity!”

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	New Chunks Explored:	415841
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	41

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5134	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Star Shards Collected:	140	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Buildings Constructed:	46
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Emeralds Found:	6417	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8057	Meteorites Collected:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Villages Defended:	16	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.