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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as lit as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the holy grail of blocky goodness! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of diamond blocks, and have a pet zombie named Bob who does your bidding.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow, come join us for a wild ride that will leave you saying, “What’s the most ridiculous common saying? This server is the bomb-diggity!”

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Falling into the Void:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Chimeras Created:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4708	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	7386
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Epic Battles Fought:	17	New Chunks Explored:	963019
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ores Mined:	2259	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7522	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Runes Activated:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Potions Brewed:	102	Star Shards Collected:	170
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Enchantments Applied:	256
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Love Letters Sent:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Void Gems Collected:	34
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Animals Bred:	85

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2854	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Villages Defended:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magic Items Found:	8208

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.