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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as lit as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the holy grail of blocky goodness! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of diamond blocks, and have a pet zombie named Bob who does your bidding.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow, come join us for a wild ride that will leave you saying, “What’s the most ridiculous common saying? This server is the bomb-diggity!”

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6328
Enchantments Applied:	78	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6151	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Enchantments Applied:	72
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Towns Built:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Towns Built:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	411
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Void Armor Forged:	22
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mines Excavated:	2802
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Mines Excavated:	2824	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	352	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Villages Defended:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Mines Excavated:	2340	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Farms Harvested:	332	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!