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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as lit as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the holy grail of blocky goodness! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of diamond blocks, and have a pet zombie named Bob who does your bidding.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow, come join us for a wild ride that will leave you saying, “What’s the most ridiculous common saying? This server is the bomb-diggity!”

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Farms Harvested:	797	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3308

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Falling into the Void:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6552

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	181
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	23

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Zombie Dances:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	8470
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7898
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Ores Mined:	2538	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Alien Abductions:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Farms Harvested:	747	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Crops Grown:	3488	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Love Letters Sent:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Crops Grown:	8818
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Secret Passages Found:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Endless Night Skies:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Alien Abductions:	4
New Chunks Explored:	637099	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.