Blocky Banter: LOL Common Phrases | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as lit as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the holy grail of blocky goodness! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of diamond blocks, and have a pet zombie named Bob who does your bidding.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow, come join us for a wild ride that will leave you saying, “What’s the most ridiculous common saying? This server is the bomb-diggity!”

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Love Letters Sent:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ores Mined:	6385
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Endless Night Skies:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Crops Grown:	9808
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170
New Chunks Explored:	98690	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	336	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9872
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Secret Passages Found:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Emeralds Found:	7831
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mines Excavated:	3256	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	270	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3968	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	10

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!