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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as lit as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the holy grail of blocky goodness! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of diamond blocks, and have a pet zombie named Bob who does your bidding.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow, come join us for a wild ride that will leave you saying, “What’s the most ridiculous common saying? This server is the bomb-diggity!”

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5817	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Villages Defended:	20
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	388	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Secret Passages Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Secret Passages Found:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4559

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Towns Built:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4266	Zombie Dances:	3
Farms Harvested:	480	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Potions Brewed:	157

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Enchantments Applied:	299
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Ores Mined:	3986	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	136
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	40

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!