Blocky Banter: Creeper-Approved LOLs | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9611
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	331	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Need a break from your family drama? Look no further!

Join us and build your own virtual paradise, away from the craziness of the real world. Our server is the perfect place to hide from your responsibilities and just have some fun.

Imagine a world where you can build a mansion without worrying about your family’s expectations. No more nagging parents or siblings causing drama – just you and your blocks, creating whatever your heart desires.

So why wait? Join our server today and start building your escape from reality. Who needs a wife and kids when you can have a virtual kingdom all to yourself? Let’s block and roll!

SkeletoSMP

Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1918
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Best survival SMP u can find . Very good staff and players friendly server everyone will be helpful join us and have fun !!!

fun.skeletosmp.com

Sky Valley

Economy, Skyblock

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5163
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Divine Spears Created:	16	Towns Built:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Dimension Hops:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Void Gems Collected:	40	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Welcome to Sky Valley This is a server focused on SkyBlock in 1.18.2 that contains RPG elements and other interesting mechanics.** Resources ** + Missions, Improvements, Leaderboards, Island Levels, Improvements + Slimefun – New Features, Backpacks, Reactors, Ranks + New custom Enchantments! + New fish, bait with sales system! + Spawners, Boxes, Votes, Jobs, Auctions, Arena + Skills, Boostable Stats and Mana! + Kits, weekly and daily events!,

skyvalleymc.servmine.com

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5941
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Votes:	2559
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

mc-seaside.eu

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1061
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Love Letters Sent:	16
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

play.hexarchon.net

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6004
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Mines Excavated:	4500
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Magic Items Found:	8143	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

play.maestrea.com

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	210
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mines Excavated:	1406	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

play.ninden.net

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6782
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47	Void Armor Forged:	30
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

havzmar.nodecraft.gg

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9632
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Meteorites Collected:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

play.sapphiresmp.net

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2697
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

play.contentveen.nl

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3090
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	100	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

UneasyVanilla.com

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3284
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Chimeras Created:	3

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

play.anarchus.com

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1288
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70	Runes Activated:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Magic Items Found:	1257	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2756
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Magic Items Found:	2114	Star Shards Collected:	178
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9692
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	21
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Endless Night Skies:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8105
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Runes Activated:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

play.goldengalaxymc.com