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Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Need a break from your family drama? Look no further!

Join us and build your own virtual paradise, away from the craziness of the real world. Our server is the perfect place to hide from your responsibilities and just have some fun.

Imagine a world where you can build a mansion without worrying about your family’s expectations. No more nagging parents or siblings causing drama – just you and your blocks, creating whatever your heart desires.

So why wait? Join our server today and start building your escape from reality. Who needs a wife and kids when you can have a virtual kingdom all to yourself? Let’s block and roll!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

play.pokebalta.com.tr

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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play.dreamers.fun

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Magic Items Found:	2428
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Crops Grown:	4277	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Runes Activated:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Buildings Constructed:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Potions Brewed:	137

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Farms Harvested:	132	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Void Armor Forged:	25	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4