Blocky Banter Brigade: Where Pixels and Puns Collide!

4chan subculture, AGGRESSIVE, AMERICANS, Arabs, banter, bitter, blocky, Brigade, bullying, collide, cynical, cynicism, drunkards, East Europeans, Empathy, Europeans, generational abuse, lack of father figure, machismo, mexican culture, PITY, pixels, Puns, remorse, Resentment, society, violent, Virgin Mary

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2461
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Dragon Scales Harvested:	356	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the true essence of Mexican culture in all its violent, cynical, and aggressive glory! Join us and embrace your inner machismo as you navigate through a world where men are expected to be nasty, brutish, and above all, irresponsible.

But don’t worry, our server is not just about toxic masculinity – we also offer a unique experience of generational abuse, where bullying is the primary method of learning how society works. Feel the thrill of being humiliated, beaten, and full of bitterness as you navigate through our virtual world.

And let’s not forget about our special relationship with the Virgin Mary – a complete lack of a father figure means you’ll see God not as a father, but as a mother. So come join us and experience a culture of poorer, bitter, brutish drunkards where feeling pity, empathy, or remorse is punished with further bullying.

So if you’re ready to despise Mexicanhood the same way some Russians despise their own Russianhood, then this is the server for you! Join us and immerse yourself in a world of resentment, cynicism, and outrageousness like never before. See you in the game!

Transcendence Survival Project

Creative, PvE, Survival, Whitelist

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4531
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Mines Excavated:	1420
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Farms Harvested:	525	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

We are a whitelisted minecraft server with custom and realistic terrain generation. The server is free to join, but you have to apply to be whitelisted. In addition we have added several vanilla+ elements to the server such as skills, classes, races, custom mobs and custom structures.We have a resource collection world as well as a build world. We have a communal/shared storage and resource gathering model. We have only community farms. No personal redstone farms or massive storage systems are allowed outside of the community area besides the Guardian Farm and Enderman Farms. Everyone is expected to take from the community storage as needed, but everyone is also expected to put back into the storage as much as or slightly more than what they took out.Build themes are dependent on the dimension in which you are building. High Fantasy/Medieval/Steampunk for the overworlds, Demonic for the nether, and sci-fi/cyberpunk for the end dimension.We are currently recruiting builders who are looking for a fun survival experience but who still want to build something big and beautiful. If interested, post an application on our discord!

transcendence.dedimc.io

OhanaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/100	Votes:	4278
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Love Letters Sent:	1

We are a family friendly server that currently offers a lobby, survival and creative with Minigames, a Modded SkyBlock and Discord. Our community was created from a group of admins and staff from TownCraft. All players are considered Ohana/Family where no one gets left behind. We believe in creating a place where players of all ages are safe from swearing, all forms of vulgar behavior, griefing and bullying.Come play with our Ohana and experience a different kind of server!

play.ohanacraft.us

GlitchNet

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/100	Votes:	3922
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	290	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Void Armor Forged:	23
Dragon Eggs Found:	1788	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Ores Mined:	2790	Players Killed by Monsters:	4428
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

GlitchNet is an SMP server with features such as: – Image item frames – Jobs – Daily rewards – Player warps – Player shops – Fly time – Spawners – Chunk loadersand many more!

play.glitchnet.win

NZ Server

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/300	Votes:	5481
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
New Chunks Explored:	750493	Love Letters Sent:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	29	Players Killed by Monsters:	8321
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

nztech.jogar.io

Renderite

Earth, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/600	Votes:	8621
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Divine Spears Created:	23	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Renderite Skyblock MMORPG Hello everyone, welcome to the store of Renderite Skyblock. Renderite is a massive server with custom made functions like renting and merchants that includes an enormous map created by the mayor himself. —————————————————————————————- Why Renderite? Renderite was developed by Green and he spent approximately 1 thousand hours creating the map, scripts and updates. It is also funded well by the investors. We have no limits when it comes to player experience. Your idea is important for us. —————————————————————————————-

mc.renderite.xyz

Project New Tomorrow

Creative, Mini Games

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/800	Votes:	2268
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

WHO WE ARE: Project: New Tomorrow encompasses the historical and golden age of themed entertainment with the technological advancements of the 21st Century. It is a celebration of and a living tribute to the past, present, and future of the theme park industry. Our server, as part of our growing platform, produces quality digital products and experiences: “By the fans, for the fans.” Project: New Tomorrow is entirely nonprofit and worked on in our spare time.WHAT WE HAVE: When you join, you spawn right in the heart and soul of the Project: New Tomorrow server. Our server hub is the central destination for all of our featured offerings. Here you can enjoy relaxing attractions, shop for cosmetics, preview upcoming additions, and so much more! At the GamePlex, you can compete with your friends in a variety of themed minigames. On our Creative Server, you can create to your heart’s content with unlimited resources and large plots. Project: New Tomorrow has something for everyone.THE LEGACY COLLECTION: This offering is home to a unique celebration of the past that immerses you in a permanent exhibition of some of the most notable attractions ever created. With state-of-the-art audio, visuals, 3D Models, and other specialized techniques, the Legacy Collection allows you to travel back in time to experience legendary rides and attractions once again. Explore the history behind The Legacy Project as you step through projection screens in this educating, entertaining, and inspiring offering.

mc.projectnewtomorrow.org

Billionaire City

Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/100	Votes:	9125
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

OUT NOW IN BETA JOIN OUR DISCORD to be updated and get the free OG Rank! THIS AWAITS YOU IN BILLIONAIRE CITY: – Optimized Economy System made for maximum competitiveness – Houses, Plots and Apartments that you can either rent, buy or lease to other players – A new and well thought-through Job system that will get you going right away We are looking forward to seeing you on the server!

billionaire.city

Germania

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/700	Votes:	1037
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Vanilla Minecraft server with a friendly community, join to create your own nation or to just vibe. In order to join first you need to be whitelisted by joining discord server!https://discord.gg/AnZWq8yA7Y

51.83.236.62:25655

ComfyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/100	Votes:	309
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Awesome features such as: 1. Version 1.19.2 2. Anti Grief/Land Claiming 3. Keep Inventory / EXP 4. Awesome Voting System and Ranks 5. Jobs and Economy 6. MCMMO 7. Bonus Top Voters Rewards 8. Awesome Crates 9. Lottery 10. Auctions 11. Shops and Player Shops 12. Custom Enchants + more!

play.comfymc.net

SoFurry Minecraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/100	Votes:	9399
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Divine Spears Created:	24	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

SoFurry Minecraft is a vanilla minecraft server that strives to bring people close together for some fun, clean minecraft fun. We are a growing network, backed by the popular furry website, SoFurry.com. Everyone is welcome on our server, furry or not, and we have plenty for people to do; whether you want to work jobs to make money and buy things in player or admin shops, or if you want to level up skills to multiply your ores, the possibilities are endless!NOTE: We plan to expand into the modded minecraft scene by the end of the year, but until then, our vanilla server is more than happy to accept you!

173.214.175.34

Spinalcraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/600	Votes:	6156
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Hello there!The Spinalcraft Network is a small Minecraft network that has been in operation since late 2013. We feature currently two servers, Legacy and Ascension! Legacy is our original world, dating back to 2013, featuring many great builds over the life span of Minecraft. Ascension was started in January of 2022 with the Cave’s and Cliff’s update, and still has many new memories to make!We pride ourselves on having a small but friendly community! Many of us have been playing on Spinalcraft for many years, and we welcome all with a similar mindset!We are a mature network, while we like to have fun, we also protect our own. Our server’s are semi-vanilla with minimal changes to the vanilla experience, and we have a host of anti-grief plugins. As such, we are known for being tough on those that grief or ruffle feathers in our community!If your looking for a server than you can feel like your apart of a community, we welcome you to join!

mc.spinalcraft.com

Keinett

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/500	Votes:	1136
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Keinett is a multi-server Minecraft community, we host the following game modes:– Skywars – Paintball – KitPvP (Arena) – Hunger Games – Prison – Factions – Skyblock – Creative – KC1 (Survival building challenges) – More to come!

mc.keinett.us

FAIZ SMP

Economy, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Whitelist

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/100	Votes:	1627
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4

FAIZ SMP V1 (beta test server)server mode : 1. Survival Slimefun 2. Skyblock 3. Acid IslandINFORMATION Ip : faizsmp.my.id webite : https://faizsmp.my.id/ You Can help Me Improve The Server : https://dsc.gg/faiz-smp

mc.faizsmp.my.id:5006

ArborMC

Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/400	Votes:	195
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	267	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Towns Built:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Updates! On ArborMC we care so much about the community, and our goal is to make all of our players happy by listening to suggestions, and making sure everyone is having fun! We are constantly updating the server so you never get bored! Socials We have a TikTok Account and a Youtube Channel that we post our community in, and our videos are very funny you would love them! We are also very active on discord! Player Experience The Player Experience on ArborMC I must say is the best, in our community you can interact with players by dueling others or selling stuff on the auction house! We even offer coin flips so if you’re feeling risky you can gamble your money! How to join on bedrock? The ip is play.arbormc.co and the port is 25565 https://discord.gg/yDQcppySVS

play.arbormc.co

PhantasyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/300	Votes:	1395
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

PhantasyMC is a Minecraft server on Java 1.20.2 with a focus on adventure, community, and fantasy fun! Here’s what to expect: Anti-grief Claims Cosmetics Crates Custom Enchants Discord Events Economy Fantasy Family Friendly Jobs LGBTQ Pride MCMMO Quests Resource Mines Seasonal Events/Tournaments Voting Join our Discord to follow our plans and suggest new ideas!

play.phantasymc.com