Blocky Banter Brigade: Where Pixels and Puns Collide!

4chan subculture, AGGRESSIVE, AMERICANS, Arabs, banter, bitter, blocky, Brigade, bullying, collide, cynical, cynicism, drunkards, East Europeans, Empathy, Europeans, generational abuse, lack of father figure, machismo, mexican culture, PITY, pixels, Puns, remorse, Resentment, society, violent, Virgin Mary

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2752
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Ores Mined:	6572
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the true essence of Mexican culture in all its violent, cynical, and aggressive glory! Join us and embrace your inner machismo as you navigate through a world where men are expected to be nasty, brutish, and above all, irresponsible.

But don’t worry, our server is not just about toxic masculinity – we also offer a unique experience of generational abuse, where bullying is the primary method of learning how society works. Feel the thrill of being humiliated, beaten, and full of bitterness as you navigate through our virtual world.

And let’s not forget about our special relationship with the Virgin Mary – a complete lack of a father figure means you’ll see God not as a father, but as a mother. So come join us and experience a culture of poorer, bitter, brutish drunkards where feeling pity, empathy, or remorse is punished with further bullying.

So if you’re ready to despise Mexicanhood the same way some Russians despise their own Russianhood, then this is the server for you! Join us and immerse yourself in a world of resentment, cynicism, and outrageousness like never before. See you in the game!

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3597
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Void Gems Collected:	20
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
New Chunks Explored:	447409	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	24

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

149.56.72.192

MenacingPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3862
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186
Love Letters Sent:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Dragons Tamed:	7	Falling into the Void:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

mc.MenacingPvP.com

Last Empire

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9341
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Come join a up and coming RP-PvP server utilizing DarkRPG Fabric Edition! Battle your way through dungeons, defeat world bosses and dominate as KING! The world is yours!

162.33.22.127

KingdomSmp

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3265
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Void Gems Collected:	36	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Emeralds Found:	5330	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

KingdomSMP is a brand new server launched in 2023 and owned by MyInRex! We currently have an amazing customized Lifesteal pvp-rich server and some of the best PVPers play our Lifesteal server.

kingdomsmp.xyz

PurvisiSMP

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9926
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3700	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

A minecraft server made by PurvisiLOL also PurvisiSMP is also known as a network with Survival and Lifesteal is coming soon we hope you get the best day ever!

81.207.91.150

ForgeSkies

Economy, MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9406
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Towns Built:	5
Mines Excavated:	1788	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38

Forget boring skymining servers with mundane ‘features’ like autocompressors, multiple realms and OP gear. We already have those. Let’s talk about our innovative skill system, fun quests and unique custom boss fights that are sure to make every other skymining server feel lack luster.• Versions: 1.13 – 1.20+ • Java IP: forgeskies.minehut.gg • Bedrock: IP: bedrock.forgeskies.minehut.ggAt ForgeSkies, we offer a range of exciting gameplay variations, we also have a friendly and supportive community of players from all around the world. We believe that ForgeSkies is at its best when players can collaborate, compete, and connect with one another. Our community is welcoming and inclusive, and we’re always happy to see new players join the fun.The ForgeSkies team of experienced developers and dedicated staff work tirelessly to bring you the best possible Minecraft experience. We strive to create a server that is always up-to-date with the latest game features and updates, and we’re constantly adding new content and gameplay modes to keep things fresh and exciting.

forgeskies.minehut.gg

Hexuscraft

Bedwars, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3572
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8

Welcome to Hexuscraft, a work-in-progress network featuring mini games, private servers and tournamentsCheck out our discord server for updates and chat the community

hexuscraft.net

Minecraft Country

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6419
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Void Armor Forged:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

play.minecraft.country

TransformersMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2614
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Divine Spears Created:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

TransformersMC A Transformers Server for the latest version of Minecraft The main attractions of TransformersMC are the fully modelled Transformers armors/suits and the various modelled weapons from the Transformers Universe Server Info: The Server is Vanilla, Mods are not required to join the Server, but this ModPack offers some Quality Boosting mods to enrich the experience! Server IP: TrafoMC.net Official Partner: Bisect Hosting: https://bisecthosting.com/celestialnetwork

TrafoMC.net

PokeDigital

Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1823
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Star Shards Collected:	244
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

PokeDigital is a recently launched Minecraft Pixelmon server that not only offers Pokemon but Digimon as well! Its most notable features include the ability to communicate with your own Pokemon or Digimon, WonderTrade, PokeBuilder, GTS/STS, emotes, and non-paid flying. If you’re interested, and you know you are, join the server and give it a try! The only requirements to play are to have Pixelmon 9.1.7 and the server resource pack, which can be downloaded in-game.

PokeDigital.mc.gg

A Towny Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3292
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dimension Hops:	13

A Towny Server delivers a close-to-vanilla experience with the Towny and Jobs plugins!Our small community of dedicated people are ready to welcome you with cosy and friendly vibes and will be happy to welcome you into the borders of a beautiful town!On our server, we try to keep things simple, rather than going for complicated things. When you join, you’ll be welcomed by the cosy spawn that we built ourselves with members of our community, who themselves will be ready to welcome you!To keep things simple while still encouraging interaction within the community, we have a player-driven economy where you can buy and sell helpful things to and from other players at better rates than the server shop. Sporting the Jobs plugin as well, you can earn money by simply doing your favourite thing in vanilla Minecraft, be it mining, farming, enchanting, brewing or many other things!We also have lots of cosmetics! Pets, Hats, Trails, Mounts, Gadgets, and more, all available for everyone to get their hands on!Other plugins that contribute to our comfy feel are Harbor for skipping to daytime, /back for returning to your location should you die, FastLeafDecay for getting rid of those pesky leaves, Chest Shops for player markets, LWC for locking your valuable chests away from other players and an Anti-Cheat to keep everyone playing fair!Thank you for reading through and we hope to see you in-game!

mso.atownyserver.com

CoreMC

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9902
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dimension Hops:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Love Letters Sent:	17
Farms Harvested:	739	Alien Abductions:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

CoreMC – Literally just Vanilla MinecraftTired of server resets deleting your progress? Think most plugins make the game too easy? Want to just… play Minecraft?I started CoreMC (formerly “Cat Land”) about 2 years ago because I wanted a simple, no nonsense Minecraft community where anyone is welcome from highly technical people to elaborate builders to casual players. After a few months of downtime from moving I’m re-launching and re-branding as CoreMC. The server is running the vanilla Minecraft server JAR, which means no plugins and pure vanilla gameplay. In addition, all gamerules are set to their defaults and there are no datapacks or command blocks.

play.core-mc.net

Stride Learning Network

Creative, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3800
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

The Stride Learning Network is all about creating a fun, educational gaming experience for people of all ages and skills on a cross-play server (Bedrock and Java Edition). We’re using Minecraft to bring you unique mini-games, long-lasting game modes, and a safe environment to learn and have a blast! Additionally, we host build challenges all the time with CASH and MERCH prizes! Explore our Survival MP, enhanced with plugins like Towny and McMMO, or grab some friends and take on our chaotic Fall Guys mini-game, Clumsy Crew! With tons of new minigames always in development, now is the best time to start your Stride Learning experience.Java IP: mc.stride.gg Bedrock IP: mc.stride.gg Website: https://stride.gg/minecraft/minecraft_server/

mc.stride.gg

CrystalMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1621
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

ms.crystalmc.org

FroglightMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3215
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Welcome to FrogLight-MC! We are a fun Semi-Vanilla survival server that focuses on our players! Our goal is to build a strong community where people can play and be them selves while having fun. The Owners will be constantly looking to make sure our server is the best place to be part of a community and always take player suggestions into account when working on any major gameplay changes. A custom dungeon has been opened and is constantly being developed allows all players to proceed to become a powerful member of the economy through simply grinding rather than having to purchase any keys or ranks. Our staff are attentive and active in the discord and in game, constantly updating and fixing anything that requires it!

play.froglightmc.com