Blocky Banter Brigade: Where Pixels and Puns Collide!

4chan subculture, AGGRESSIVE, AMERICANS, Arabs, banter, bitter, blocky, Brigade, bullying, collide, cynical, cynicism, drunkards, East Europeans, Empathy, Europeans, generational abuse, lack of father figure, machismo, mexican culture, PITY, pixels, Puns, remorse, Resentment, society, violent, Virgin Mary

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2228
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Mines Excavated:	3738	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the true essence of Mexican culture in all its violent, cynical, and aggressive glory! Join us and embrace your inner machismo as you navigate through a world where men are expected to be nasty, brutish, and above all, irresponsible.

But don’t worry, our server is not just about toxic masculinity – we also offer a unique experience of generational abuse, where bullying is the primary method of learning how society works. Feel the thrill of being humiliated, beaten, and full of bitterness as you navigate through our virtual world.

And let’s not forget about our special relationship with the Virgin Mary – a complete lack of a father figure means you’ll see God not as a father, but as a mother. So come join us and experience a culture of poorer, bitter, brutish drunkards where feeling pity, empathy, or remorse is punished with further bullying.

So if you’re ready to despise Mexicanhood the same way some Russians despise their own Russianhood, then this is the server for you! Join us and immerse yourself in a world of resentment, cynicism, and outrageousness like never before. See you in the game!

MineSecure

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4154
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Ores Mined:	7076

MineSecure is one of the #1 Dutch servers (formerly called AdSecure)

It’s a no lag server focusing on survival, with a great community.

Head into a teleported and start exploring. We have a Creative world, a Survival/Towny world (including the nether and end) and some Minigames aswell

Non-pvp, Grief-free and Family friendly!

If you haven’t already, join now (use 1.8.x)!

minesecure.net

Wive server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4740
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Void Gems Collected:	14

93.91.250.109:37516

MendozaCraft

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5518
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

MendozaCraft started off as being a private server ran locally for just myself and my kids and has since grown into a fully hosted and community driven minecraft experience. We strive to provide a little bit of everything in order to provide something for everyone. Get tired of playing Survival in the main world? Just take one of the many portals leading to other worlds! Feel like playing some Paintball? You can do that! Feel like Having a boat race with some friends? You can do that too! At the moment we feature the following:

Main World – Survival 1 Creative World 1 Adventure World – Enhanced with Monster Apocalypse 1 Skylands World 1 Paintball World 1 Parkour Challenge World 1 “Fun” Amusement Park World 1 PvP World 1 Spleef Arena 2 PvP Arenas (Team Deathmatch and Team CTF) The Dropper Challenge World

mendozacraft.no-ip.org

Block Hermit

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6916
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Potions Brewed:	21
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

No Whitelist No Grief Build right away

We are a hermit style Survival Multiplayer Server running semi-vanilla. Inspired by HermitCraft, our server grants players the freedom to work alone or work in a group. Our minimal plugins allow players to build many chunks away from each other yet still be able to visit each other within seconds! We are currently running Craftconomy3, Stables, Griefprevention, and Population Density for plugins. The server is pvp enabled but encourages cooperative play.

What is “Hermit Style”? A hermit is a recluse living off on his own and finding his own means of survival. Think of it like playing single player survival but being able to play cooperatively with other players when you need something you can’t find on your own or just being able to chat with others. Of course, this is completely optional and you may build with others as long as they want to build with you.

What does “semi-vanilla” mean? Semi-vanilla servers are basically like vanilla servers with minor plugins. This means that you will be able to play with no plugins/mods on your end and the gameplay experience from your own vanilla game will be similar to the one on the server. Our plugins are installed specifically for you to enjoy playing as vanilla as possible with grief protection and anti-out-resourcing.

Who are the OPs? We have no OP/admins! Our server features seniors who are players just like you. This is to create a more ‘player-friendly’ environment and to lessen the frequent ‘I wanna be OP’ messages. Our Seniors are all also playing on survival like any other player so it will be impossible to get non-legitimate items/blocks.

server.blockhermit.com

PsychoticCraft

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2014
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3475	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37

This is a Survival PVP server with a friendly community and staff. Currently we are seeking out members willing to be an active part of the server and join our community for the simple fun of surviving and braving the elements. This server has many plugins suited for keeping griefers at bay and undoing any damage that one may cause. For protecting your house, we have an easy to use plugin called “Residents” that is available to all users. Default rank- Builder Donation ranks- VIP, Donator __________________ This server is 24/7 with a 98.9% uptime dedicated for anyone who wants a reliable server to enjoy their favorite past time in.

198.154.109.122

CruCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5082
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Welcome to CruCraft, a more than a year and a half old server with an extended history now in 1.7.9! CruCraft offers the player a great faction PvP and Raiding experience, and a hybrid Kit PvP server if Faction’s isn’t your cup of tea. We also offer a hardcore Skyblock server with anti greifing tools as well as a Creative server with anti grief plots. CruCraft has a zero tolerance policy for hackers and will ban any that are found on sight. Remember to vote for us to get free stuff and more! CruCraft welcomes you and your friends to being your journey on our server!

play.crucraft.com

corpmore

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3016
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	292	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5

corpmore

mc.corpmore.com

Skyblock.fi

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5132
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Magic Items Found:	6729
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Runes Activated:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Welcome to Skyblock.fi!

Join today! IP: skyblock.fi

Some features:

– Experienced moderators and admins. – If you want to SkyGrid, do /usg home at server. – Lag-free and 24/7 server. – You can start your Skyblock instantly and you can invite your friends to there! – No whitelist, so you can start instantly!

Come and have fun!

skyblock.fi

AmbarCraft Vanilla

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6864
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

This is our vanilla server, for all players who want to play just pure minecraft and dont like mods or plugins. It usually runs the most recent version of minecraft, even if our main server doesnt because its waiting for an updated Bukkit. If vanilla server player count is too low we sometimes might switch to run the newest snapshot instead, to test and play around with new features of upcoming game versions.

AmbarCraft.net:25570

DoctorWhoCraft

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	205
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Welcome to DrWhoCraft! We are a small, friendly 24/7 server. We also have TARDISes bigger on the inside! Learn more about us at drwhocraft.webs.com

208.115.245.197

ChocolateMC

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2873
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Divine Spears Created:	25	Chimeras Created:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Ores Mined:	8524
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Hello and thanks for taking time to look at our amazing server we are a 100% legit server -no hacks -mods on all the time -pvp toggle -great biomes -wonderfull staff -if you guys are interested in this server please check it out 🙂 i promise you will NOT waste your time

chocolatemc.mcph.co:30916

PVPCraft

Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3091
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7012	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

PvPcraft

free TARDIS server

survival server including TARDIS plugin and towny.

Join your fellow time lords in an epic journey across space and time in the wonderful terrain pvpcraft has to offer. Journy across multiple worlds in a way you could previously only imagine.

pvpcraft.ca

ZoneCraft – PVP/NOPVP

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9051
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	New Chunks Explored:	586398

Server open 24 hours – 0 lag PVP/NOPVP, Plots, Factions, Events and Much More! We will wait for you.

75.102.46.75:25665

PunchGuts

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1518
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	245
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Join the Punchguts community for an action packed adventure or to simply show off your creativity. Our popular features include:

— HUNGERGAMES (with a twist) Pick from an abundance of kits to help you fight to survive. To help with this, You’re able to mine/place blocks for added material to help you get your way to the top.

— PVP (Factions) PVP1 is an abandoned city full of loot – if you happen to find it first! PVP2, an older, regular amplified world. Get members to become powerful, and claim land to become rich!

— PVE Explore the two worlds of PVE, regular or amplified world to gather resources and fight monsters. You can also claim chunks of land to protect your stuff!

–CREATIVE Show off your creative side! Amazing builders will be recognized, having the possibility of getting the Builder rank. (200) x (200) Sized plots!

mc.punchguts.com

Redstone Oinkcraft

Creative

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3892
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9582	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Enchantments Applied:	263
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

If you are in Creative one time, and want to play survival the next minute? Well instead of switching your IP to another server, just type /spawn and enter another portal! All worlds use the same chat channels, so you can still talk to friends. We have Creative, Survival, Parkour, In the making of a redstone world and a Pixelart world, anyone has access to the Pixelart world but you need to donate for a plot there. Thanks for your support!

play.redstoneoinkcraft.com