Blocky Banter Brigade: Where Pixels and Puns Collide!

4chan subculture, AGGRESSIVE, AMERICANS, Arabs, banter, bitter, blocky, Brigade, bullying, collide, cynical, cynicism, drunkards, East Europeans, Empathy, Europeans, generational abuse, lack of father figure, machismo, mexican culture, PITY, pixels, Puns, remorse, Resentment, society, violent, Virgin Mary

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6524
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Enchantments Applied:	137	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the true essence of Mexican culture in all its violent, cynical, and aggressive glory! Join us and embrace your inner machismo as you navigate through a world where men are expected to be nasty, brutish, and above all, irresponsible.

But don’t worry, our server is not just about toxic masculinity – we also offer a unique experience of generational abuse, where bullying is the primary method of learning how society works. Feel the thrill of being humiliated, beaten, and full of bitterness as you navigate through our virtual world.

And let’s not forget about our special relationship with the Virgin Mary – a complete lack of a father figure means you’ll see God not as a father, but as a mother. So come join us and experience a culture of poorer, bitter, brutish drunkards where feeling pity, empathy, or remorse is punished with further bullying.

So if you’re ready to despise Mexicanhood the same way some Russians despise their own Russianhood, then this is the server for you! Join us and immerse yourself in a world of resentment, cynicism, and outrageousness like never before. See you in the game!

AxolotlSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7106
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	439	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to the AxolotlSMP!We are a dedicated server that is willing to be the server that goes above and beyond to give you the true vanilla SMP experience. We have some of the most custom features that you will ever see!▪ 1. Dungeons: Enter the dungeons and slay the commanders of each dungeon and earn loot along the way ▪ 2. Vanilla Gameplay: We’re bringing Vanilla back! Play your favorite game Minecraft but with additional twists and more! ▪ 3. Weekly Events: We have fun, engaging and exciting gameplay every single week! You’ll never get bored! ▪ 4. Storyline: Join and expierence an ongoing storyline. Meet new characters and new locations! ▪ 5. Custom Structures: Find large castles in the wild and loot them or make it your base! ▪ 6. Balanced Economy: Our economy is built to last! Years of experience ensuring that you’ll have fun! ▪ 6. Professional Staff: Our staff members are the best. No more abuse or unfair treatment! ▪ 7. Custom Everything: Everything is made by our team! Our plugins, artwork, builds, and models are all custom!

play.axolotlsmp.com

ShatteredVanilla

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8803
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Villages Defended:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

ShatteredVanilla is a awesome server with multiple gamemodes such survival, hardcore gamemode coming soon, and more awesome gamemodes! we have awesome developers and staff to make your gameplay awesome. We have a cool discord where we host giveaways and events! We even host weekly crystal, sword, pot, cart, and elytra pvp events weekly too! This is a awesome server to meet new friends team up and make server ruling empires to try get ready for the end event every 4 months. We have cool ranks, insane builds, good pvp, and a awesome community for you to play with.

Shatteredvanilla.net

CraftyMynes

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6102
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12
Dimension Hops:	3	Love Letters Sent:	18
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Void Gems Collected:	30
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Join us at CraftyMynes, We are a 100 percent Vanilla Server with great staff and Strong Community! Using all the newest features of Minecraft we have created an exceptional survival experience with TP/SetHome, arenas, parkour, and serverAI.Raiding and Griefing are: Allowed! Mob Griefing is: Enabled!Play on our Server: myne.fun Check out our Forum: https://forum.craftymynes.comWe always use the best hardware with many optimizations: Ryzen 7 5800X Watercooled 64GB ECC RAM 2TB NVMe RAID 1.0Gbps

myne.fun

CrafterLife

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1333
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dimension Hops:	5
Farms Harvested:	159	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Magic Items Found:	2660

You are dead. WHAT? Yes, I know it’s shocking to us as well, but you are dead. HOW? You should be more careful when crossing the road. Truck-kun is everywhere. You wake up in a place with ultimate freedom! Endless exploration! This is your Crafting Afterlife. Welcome, to CrafterLife. CrafterLife is a NO-LAG fun server with friendly players! We don’t police the players here, we believe you can take care of yourselves with the right tools. Protect your land from being griefed with land claims. Someone said something you don’t like? Ignore them with /ignore ! We hope you’re as excited to be here as we are to have you. Enjoy your stay!

mcs.crafterlife.net

World of Eldin

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1832
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Falling into the Void:	1	Love Letters Sent:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Founded December 10th, 2010 We do not Tolerate CheatersHackers. Flight, speed, or x-ray will get you banned. We do allow Mini-map. The World of Eldin is not a very easy place to excel. You have the choice to just live off the land out in the wilderness, try and amass enough money to have your land protected, or go the cheaper route and buy land in a city. Our money is iConomy based, and our virtual currency is called Trade-Bars, with Bits used as coins or change. These Trade-Bars are used to buy a multitude of items from player shops and server shops or to buy a variety of land choices for you to build on. After purchasing a plot of land, you will earn yourself a title. Your first title will most likely be Gentry 100 wild tiles or Villager 100 city tiles. Titles are how you get yourself known around the World of Eldin, and they each come with some server responsibilities of their own.Griefing in Eldin is frowned upon, but if you live in the unprotected wilderness expect it City life is so much easier. You can make money by selling certain items to shops, or to other players. Maybe even get hired to perform a job for someone Living in a city or on any protected land will protect you and your precious items from those nasty griefers. With time invested in our server you will soon see your small plot begin to grow into a town, flourish into a hamlet, and evolve into a great thriving empire. Ruled by YOU Declare war, control trade, fight monsters, or spend some time with friends. If you’re tired of visiting servers that disappear over night, give us a try. We have been around for over 8 years and will hopefully be around for a long time to come. Hope to see you there

worldofeldin.com:25561

FTB Revelation by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7571
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Dragons Tamed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7016

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rev.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Canada near USA border. > FTB Revelation 1.12.2 Modpack

rev.craftersland.net

Creepers Lab

Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2685
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magic Items Found:	2138
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

You like Minecraft? Want to create awesome builds? Play with friendly people? Get involved in building contests? All this while surviving nights and discovering new worlds? Then join us today, you won’t regret it!We’re a Minecraft network and community that has been around since 2011, with no main world reset: we’re in this for the long term! We’re always looking for friendly new faces to join us. Our active staff is here to help newcomers get started and to fix issues. Griefing is not tolerated and quickly reverted. Our primary gameplay mode and focus is near-vanilla survival, but we also offer alternatives described below. Several community builds have been created over time, like an extensive rail network, for the benefit of all. View our Seven Wonders for a showcase of what our players have done in the past!We support both Java and Bedrock editions, the players from both platforms being able to play with each other! We welcome Minecraft newcomers and veteran builders alike, and we want you to feel right at home. Our network is run on a fast, dedicated hardware server to keep lag to a minimum.Tired of mining and crafting? We’ve got alternatives for those looking for a change of pace: – More than a hundred achievements, ranging from building targets to exploration… and explosions; – Challenges, with a new map every month; – Adventure areas with custom loot; – Minigames, like parkour and PvP; – And more!Registration is required to access most survival worlds, but we also have a starter world where you can start to play right now. There are multiple benefits to registration, including achievements tracking, a custom web profile, and the ability to earn Merit Points through various events! The process is automatic, so you can play within minutes. We also have a Discord server, linked with the in-game chat, so people can stay in touch with other builders even outside the game itself! Visit our website, maybe look at the forums, then point your Minecraft client to play.creeperslab.net today for some fun!

play.creeperslab.net

Super Fun Time

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2723
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35

Super Fun Time is a community of players that enjoy to build, have fun, and occasionally fall in some lava by accident. Our servers (Survival, Creative, SFTModded and others) are a great place to come around, build and grow with a community of dedicated players!Some highlights of our servers are: – Active staff team which helps players by protecting their builds and by guiding them – mcMMO with custom rates – An active Economy with a staff ran shop and player shops – Custom items/blocks/machines, added with the help of the Slimefun plugin – An active EventHost team which is constantly hosting events (board game, spleef, parkour, wipeout, grassluck and many others) – Fun gadgets and toys (Custom weapons, A proprietary Crate system, minigames, vehicles) – A Discord server linked to our servers so you can stay in touch even from your phone when you can’t play MinecraftWe strive to provide an inclusive experience for all of our players, regardless of race, gender, religion or sexual orientation.Our servers: http://tinyurl.com/sftservers

play.superfuntime.org

ChaosCraftMC

Cross-Play, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8995
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Buildings Constructed:	45
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Crops Grown:	4821	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	New Chunks Explored:	286750
Dragon Eggs Found:	6036	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

A leading Community-based casual Minecraft network. Skyblock now open.Join us: mbs.chaoscraft.org Get updates: https://twitter.com/PlayChaosCraft Discord: http://chaoscraft.org/discordThe home of Youtubers

ms.chaoscraft.org

Zondayland

Survival, Survival Games, Whitelist

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9043
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Gods Slained:	0

Hello, we want to offer our community pure modded gameplay with create, dungeons, dimensions, nether and end custom etc. The game works on application and respect for other players. Survival No reset! join us here: https://discord.gg/6gMWTjzab6

mod.zondayland.com:25688

GlowCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1928
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22
Magic Items Found:	5423	Gods Slained:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Description: GlowCraft is a laid back Survival Multi-Player network. We Feature many Options but our main focus is Economy or PvE (Player Vs Economy). Created with the idea “Build Your Own Adventure” Glowcraft Features Custom Item(s) as well as Normal Game play. Depending on your Speed! Everything on our network is obtainable with gameplay. Economy Focus: We believe good game play starts with the player so we offer many ways to interact with the community by trading/selling and buying items in-game **Jobs** **Battle Arena** Win Server wide rewards for the whole community (coming soon) **Seasons** (Coming Soon) **Fully Player Run Economy** **Chest Shops** **Player Warps** **In-Game Reward Shops** **Vote Shop** **Pinata Parties** We’re always planning new features and updating the server constantly. We hope to see you online

ms.glowcraft.org

Enchanted Reef

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7688
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Towns Built:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	1256	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Hello and Welcome to the all new Enchanted Reef Minecraft server!We are a Enhanced Survival server with Custom Mobs, bonus custom recipes, Build protection, and a mining world that resets every month! Updated weekly!We have officially launched and are online, so come now and play! Version 1.20.1!New map!Website: http://www.enchanted-reef.com/Server IP: mc.enchanted-reef.com

mc.enchanted-reef.com:25507

WardenSMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5920
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Potions Brewed:	124
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

We are a Semi-Modded Minecraft server with a good community and staff members you can feel free to play on it. IP Address- ‎ ‎ Java- ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ wardensmp.dramaticrp.in ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ wardensmp1.dramaticrp.in ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ wardensmp2.dramaticrp.in ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎Port- ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 25565 ‎ ‎Bedrock- ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ wardensmpb.dramaticrp.in ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎PORT- ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 19132 Map Address- ‎ ‎https://wardenmap.dramaticrp.in/

wardensmp.dramaticrp.in

Kings Faction Deluxe

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3131
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	676	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50

Kings Faction Deluxe is a fun survival-based Minecraft Faction server with lots of plugins. We have Factions, Bedwars, End Boss, Duels with custom kits, Pets, Server shops, Player shops, Crazy crates with amazing prizes, and so much more. The server also has a helpful command wall in the lobby that lists all the commands you can use, some of which include /warplist and /news! Looking to get ahead even faster? In-game ranks and crate keys can be purchased on the Kings Faction Deluxe website. You Guys can create your own faction team or join one!! Don’t forget to vote for this server and share with your friends. Join today for the best Faction server adventure ever!

144.217.224.89

Cave Raiders

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1925
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4

Getting back to basics! Enjoy survival and semi-vanilla without the usual public server problems.Grief-free! With GriefPrevention, we have an unbeatable, easy-to-use anti-grief which protects your builds, your chests, your animals, and even the items you drop when you die. The server also automatically mutes and bans spammers and chat trolls. Easy to start. If you know how to play single player, you’ll know how to play CaveRaiders. Quick to start. With Population Density, you’ll start close to the edge of our explored map – This means easy-to-find ores, animals, and space to build quickly and easily! Fast Travel. Also a perk of Population Density, teleportation posts are placed every 400 blocks to help you quickly travel to meet up with friends, trade, or explore our huge world. Active Staff. The server is monitored by active Staff members so any troubles that pop up can be fixed quickly! Discord. An active Discord community means you’ll never be playing alone! Join the server to request a link to join, or wait for an announcement to cycle through with the address!This server is FREE.We don’t believe in holding fun game elements hostage and asking for ransom. Without paying anything at all, you can access 100% of our world and 100% of Minecraft’s game features. You will not be required to vote, make any purchases, or limit your play time.Thanks for trying us out!

caveraiders.minecraft.best