Blocky Banter Brigade: Where Pixels and Puns Collide!

4chan subculture, AGGRESSIVE, AMERICANS, Arabs, banter, bitter, blocky, Brigade, bullying, collide, cynical, cynicism, drunkards, East Europeans, Empathy, Europeans, generational abuse, lack of father figure, machismo, mexican culture, PITY, pixels, Puns, remorse, Resentment, society, violent, Virgin Mary

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4791
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6899

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the true essence of Mexican culture in all its violent, cynical, and aggressive glory! Join us and embrace your inner machismo as you navigate through a world where men are expected to be nasty, brutish, and above all, irresponsible.

But don’t worry, our server is not just about toxic masculinity – we also offer a unique experience of generational abuse, where bullying is the primary method of learning how society works. Feel the thrill of being humiliated, beaten, and full of bitterness as you navigate through our virtual world.

And let’s not forget about our special relationship with the Virgin Mary – a complete lack of a father figure means you’ll see God not as a father, but as a mother. So come join us and experience a culture of poorer, bitter, brutish drunkards where feeling pity, empathy, or remorse is punished with further bullying.

So if you’re ready to despise Mexicanhood the same way some Russians despise their own Russianhood, then this is the server for you! Join us and immerse yourself in a world of resentment, cynicism, and outrageousness like never before. See you in the game!

Omega Realm

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, PvE, Skyblock

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9103
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Towns Built:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Crops Grown:	1959	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Omega Realm, currently one of the longest on-going networks with no intentions on stopping.

Factions Custom Skyblock KitPvP Creative Survival

IP: OmegaRealm.com Forums: https://forum.omegarealm.com

omegarealm.com

PCNRaidz

Factions, Raiding

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4976
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	30	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Farms Harvested:	648
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

We Are An OP Faction Server We Hope You Enjoy Your Gameplay On PCNRaidz

172.245.31.114

SoulPlex.Net

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6756
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Soulplex is an awesome minecraft server always with the latest version of the game. It has many modes such as Sky Block, Sky Wars, Factions, Survival, Creative etc.. We will be very glad if you come and play together with us! Have a nice time with our players and our friendly staff.

mc.soulplex.net

HydraCraft

Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8668
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Farms Harvested:	962
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	15

DO NOT ask for Staff Rank You will be kicked if you ask please apply at website About the Server Hydra-Craft is a Minecraft Server with Custom Enchantments, Factions and PVP

What you Need to Know Chests cant be locked There is a Power death ban for 1 minute (if you lose all your power) Custom enchantments are achieved rarely by enchantment tables Difficulty is on HARD mode and DO NOT ask for a admin role please go to our website for applications Also Remember to Vote for $2000

23.95.116.41

D-Nexus

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3748
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Star Shards Collected:	277
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

“The lag is low; the uptime is high (24/7 of course); the plugins are balanced (yes, you have to earn those diamonds); the admins are more than competent; and the community is friendly except when it comes to the occasional murder and robbery. 9/10 would bang on people’s doors to recommend”

“Everyone is friendly and helpful, the plugins are a good balance between ‘fun’ and ‘challenging’, and the public areas (such as survival spawn, and the hub) are awe-inspiring — sometimes I’ll just wander around them to take in the sights. The staff is always quick to respond, whether it’s fixing a problem, listening to suggestions, or answering questions”

– Review posted by user(s)

mc.d-nexus.co:48627

TheBurgServer

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7057
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Love Letters Sent:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

This multiplayer server is entirely Vanilla Minecraft. We have implemented a system of team PvP to help improve your experience and make us somewhat unique. Gather a team together and kill other players to advance to become the winners of the week. Each week a new prize is given out to the winning team. If teams are tied, they will fight it out in our custom-built Colosseum. Fights will be held there regularly if you are seeking to actually gain some items rather than just points. All items are given back to the victim if it is outside of the arena. You can play regular minecraft, but getting kills will earn you prizes and fame! Come on and join us!

main.theburgserver.com

Das Haifischbecken – Freebuild

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5581
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magic Items Found:	5259
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	6330
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	120	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Shark tank!? We are Shark Tank, a community that has existed since the end of 2011. Many of our members’ contacts have led to real friendships. We hope that you will also make new acquaintances with us. In contrast to other servers, you will regularly meet our team in the game or Teamspeak and you will also have the opportunity to chat with us at any time. ————————————————————————————————- Server concept At the end of 2011, Shark Tank was created as a Bukkit server with only a few plugins. In the coming years, our server has been further developed to create an interesting and entertaining game world for every type of player. Based on our experiences, we set up a new server in early 2017 that will continue the Shark Tank tradition for a long time.

Enjoy Minecraft as it should be! ————————————————————————————————- Haifischbecken.net ༼っ◕‿◕༽

Haifischbecken.net

Sami Stine

Creative, Mini Games, Raiding, Skyblock

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	373
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Sami Stine

samistine.com

RedemptionTeams

Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3083
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	91	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Villages Defended:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mines Excavated:	3689	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

RedemptionTeams is a new, modern, and fresh Teams PvP server! With custom plug-ins, amazing staff, and new and improved PvP, we believe that RedemptionTeams really is the ULTIMATE PvP expierence. Whether you have played Teams before, or you are new to it, our server has an amazing progression. RedemptionTeams gives an amazing expierence, and we are VERY professional. We believe that our server has more to offer than any other Teams server on Minecraft.

redemptionkraft.mcph.co

eaveecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4846
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5732	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Void Armor Forged:	19	Players Killed by Monsters:	3887
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

eaveecraft

play.eaveecraft.com

MCB-Factions

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1065
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	1767	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Divine Spears Created:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
New Chunks Explored:	681150	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

MCB-Factions, the Faction server dedicated to you, we listen to our players and help provide the smoothest PvP experience possible. Our priority is fixing any bugs that may arise, they ruine the experience both for us and you.

We have plugins preventing all the most common Faction and PvP annoyances, such as pvp logging, border hopping and various cheaters. Join today and judge it for yourself! Key features: Anti-PvP logging , 20K border map, Friendly helpful staff, custom made spawn

Play.MCB-Factions.com

Crafters Party

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3158
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32

This server right here is the server you are looking for if you don’t want to be surrounded with complicated mods and want to be a part of a wonderful and warm community.

We like to keep it nice and easy. Here you don’t die from other players which means no PvP. The staff is picked after hard thinking and is ready to help at any situation possible.

There is a server website which gives you all information needed when you join. You can also post a forum post if you want to suggest something new on the server or just post a funny youtubelink.

mc.craftersparty.com:25898

Lux In Spelunca

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2746
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Hey there!

Are you looking for a safe, mature, fun and friendly environment to play minecraft? Look no further you’ve found it here. !! We are a 13+ server !!

We are a NO-RAID NO-PVP server. We strive to create a community based on respect and maturity. -Shop plugins, horse-keep, LWC protection among many other neat features. -Survival world and a PVP arena -Creative world for members-only to enjoy. -Admins all have a great sense of humor ;D You will start out as a ‘noob’ and once you’ve proven yourself a worthy player you will be promoted to member and become part of our community. Please do not ask for admin/op, you will be kicked, and if you persist you will be banned. We don’t tolerate spammers or whiners here, we especially don’t tolerate griefers. We’re here to play minecraft, have fun and make friends! Feel free to stop by!

192.254.79.229

LTD-Craft

Economy, Factions

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4876
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Void Gems Collected:	22	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	143
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

mc.limitedgaming.net [Factions] [Mcmmo] [Cracked] [24/7] [Vampires] [NoGapples] [Plotme] [SilkSpawners] [MorePotions] [Raiding] [Griefing]

mc.limitedgaming.net

Podzol Network

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7363
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Enchantments Applied:	256	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5312	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

The Podzol Network is all about unique, entertaining gamemodes, such as Wizardry, where you will find yourself when you first join.

On Wizardry, you slay monsters, survive blood moons, fight bosses, level up spells, go on quests, summon minions, get achievements, find rare items, craft powerful spells, and explore dangerous, wealthy ruins. Wizardry is Survival, and there is PvP, you can protect your houses using a protection spell (which can be cast on sponges). But beware! If your protection is not leveld up, other players can take it over using a protection curse!

play.podzol.net