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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 98/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8
Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 5

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