come join dis epic minecraft server where we dont ban abortions but we do ban boring gameplay! u can build ur own abortion clinic and perform virtual sterilizations on all da creepers and zombies! trust me, dey wont be coming back for round 2.

we got crazy mods like the “sterilization wand” and the “abortion potion” to help u in ur quest for population control. plus, if u join now, u get a free virtual vasectomy for ur character!

so come on down to our server where da only thing getting banned is boring gameplay!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 105/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
Battle Standards Raised: 15 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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