come join dis epic minecraft server where we dont ban abortions but we do ban boring gameplay! u can build ur own abortion clinic and perform virtual sterilizations on all da creepers and zombies! trust me, dey wont be coming back for round 2.

we got crazy mods like the “sterilization wand” and the “abortion potion” to help u in ur quest for population control. plus, if u join now, u get a free virtual vasectomy for ur character!

so come on down to our server where da only thing getting banned is boring gameplay!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 107/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Potions Brewed: 87
Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Pirate Ships Captured: 2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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