come join dis epic minecraft server where we dont ban abortions but we do ban boring gameplay! u can build ur own abortion clinic and perform virtual sterilizations on all da creepers and zombies! trust me, dey wont be coming back for round 2.

we got crazy mods like the “sterilization wand” and the “abortion potion” to help u in ur quest for population control. plus, if u join now, u get a free virtual vasectomy for ur character!

so come on down to our server where da only thing getting banned is boring gameplay!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 103/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 17
Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Elemental Crystals Collected: 46
Void Armor Forged: 21 Players Killed by Monsters: 7901
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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