Blocky Babes Minecraft Server: No N-word Shenanigans

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most outrageous reasons for you to join! Looking to escape the real world and dive into a virtual world filled with chaos and laughter? Look no further!

Join us as we embark on a mission to stop women from engaging in interracial relationships in the most ridiculous ways possible. We’ve eliminated welfare benefits for single mothers, because let’s face it, niggers make the most single moms per capita. And who needs birth control anyway? It’s time to bring back the risk of pregnancy for women who dare to mess with niggers.

But that’s not all! We’re all about family values here, so get ready to disown any family members who dare to coalburn. It’s time to take a stand and start a race war in the world of Minecraft like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knew fighting against interracial relationships could be so hilarious?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

BreadSRV II

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14 Friendly members, a few plugins and monthly build themes to follow for a reward (join discord). There are a few rules you must follow if you want to stay here. RULES:

No Griefing.

No cheating/hacking OR XRAY.

No stealing peoples items from chests.

No killing other players without a reason for it.

No dupe glitches or exploits. If you do NOT follow the rules, you will be kicked from the Minecraft server, and given a warning, if you continue breaking the rules after the 3rd warning, you will be permanently banned.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	500
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

The Hangover: Semi-Spicy PVE Edition

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The Hangout Minecraft Server

Overview: Where adventure meets community!

Why Join Us? Our server offers a unique gameplay experience with amazing features designed for both casual players and hardcore Minecraft enthusiasts.

Key Features:

Discord Integration	Chat with friends, coordinate builds, and stay updated on server events even when you’re not in-game.
In-Game Events Hosted by Admins	Our admins regularly host exciting events, competitions, and challenges.
Respawning Ender Dragon	Face the ultimate challenge every night! The Ender Dragon respawns at midnight.
Single Player Sleep	No need to wait for everyone to sleep! One player can sleep through the night.
Bending for Subscribers	Unlock the power of Water, Earth, Fire, and Air for our subscribers.

Join the Community: Our community is always welcoming new players, whether you’re looking for friends or epic builds.

Ready to Join?

Server IP: 74.95.135.190

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/hG8kPs69KP

We can’t wait to see you in-game! 🌟

FAQs:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply input the server IP provided above in your Minecraft client and connect to join the server.

Q: Is there a whitelist for the server?

A: No, our server is open to all players who wish to join.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Of course! The more, the merrier. Share the server IP and Discord invite link with your friends.

Q: Are there rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive gameplay experience for all players. You can find the rules listed in our Discord server.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	New Chunks Explored:	989203
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ores Mined:	1983	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Decent Vidya Minecraft Server

Are you tired of boring and mediocre video game adaptations? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate gaming experience you’ve been waiting for! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and hidden surprises waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond-encrusted llama roaming around, just waiting to be tamed by a brave adventurer like yourself.

But that’s not all – we also have a giant chicken statue that shoots fireballs out of its beak, a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the clouds, and a dance party every Friday night where all the mobs come together to boogie down. And did we mention the talking cows? Yeah, we’ve got those too.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Liquidated Link Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride of insanity, with players pulling off the most ridiculous stunts and pranks you can imagine.

Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig into battle, or see a chicken army take over a village. Our community is full of crazy characters who will stop at nothing to make you laugh until you cry.

And if you think you can handle the madness, come on over and try to survive the chaos. Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Dragons Tamed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

BrokeBlockMateKickedOut

Are you tired of living with freeloading friends who can’t pay their share of the rent? Join our Minecraft server where everyone pulls their weight – literally! No more moochers taking advantage of your kindness, just pure gaming fun with responsible players who know how to pay their virtual dues.

Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about your in-game house getting repossessed because your roommate forgot to chip in for the virtual mortgage. On our server, everyone is financially responsible and understands the importance of keeping the lights on in the virtual world.

Say goodbye to awkward conversations about missed payments and hello to epic adventures with fellow gamers who actually contribute to the virtual economy. Join now and experience the thrill of playing with responsible adults who know how to handle their virtual finances. Trust us, you’ll never want to go back to living with freeloading friends in the real world after experiencing the financial freedom of our Minecraft server!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Enchantments Applied:	166	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it literally explodes like a sarmat missile during a test in russia? well, this is the place for you, my dude!

imagine logging on and being greeted by a giant explosion that sends you flying into a world of pure chaos and fun. our server is so insane, it will blow your mind (literally)!

we have crazy builds, epic battles, and the most ridiculous mini-games you’ve ever seen. plus, our community is like a family of deranged unicorns who just want to have a good time.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will leave you speechless (and maybe a little singed), come join us and experience the madness for yourself. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re scared of explosions, then maybe stay away).

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Potions Brewed:	173
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

BlockBlastersMC

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LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing getting struck is your funny bone! We have more explosions than a Russia-Ukraine conflict, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt (except for the occasional creeper explosion).

With over 20 players getting “wounded” by our hilarious pranks and epic battles, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Build your own apartment block and watch out for those sneaky Russian strikes – they might just be looking for diamonds!

Join now for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions (but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	168
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

TRAVEL MC

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Welcome To TRAVEL MC network.This Server is made for people Cracked/Premium.Java/Pe To Play Together And Got A Professional LifeSteal Server Experience.Join This Server And Become A Part of This Community

Thanks For Join!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SABEX | PRIVATE VANILLA SERVER Minecraft server

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Private vanilla minecraft server.PlasmoVoice

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

The Complex SMP server: Where we complicate the vanilla just for fun! Version 1.21.1

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Simple SMP Minecraft Server

A new world awaits…Server IP: simplesmp.org

Discord: https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool.

Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be.

Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey.

Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.

Our server uses minimal plugins for simplicity.

Powered by a self-owned, high-spec dedicated server enhanced with a finely tuned Linux kernel and bespoke software for exceptional performance.

No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world.

No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking.

No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive.

Going on for over eight years, Simple SMP remains one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the server?	No ridiculous rules, just be cool and respectful to others.
Can I claim any land?	No, there is no land claiming on the server.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive without paying.
How long has the server been running?	The server has been running for over eight years.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Magic Items Found:	8908
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Minecraft server: Skullgirls General & Friends

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the Autumn fun edition, where you can experience the thrill of Skullgirls 2nd Encore in a whole new way!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other? Or maybe you’re enticed by the promise of finding hidden treasures guarded by dancing skeletons in our custom-built dungeons?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in weekly tournaments where the prize is a magical diamond sword that can shoot fireballs (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows who will teach you how to build the ultimate castle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Skullgirls champion of the Minecraft world!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Falling into the Void:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Towns Built:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Lunatic Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where insanity meets experimentation in the most hilarious way possible! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being a patient in a wacky 60s-80s insane asylum run by a head guy who thinks he’s a mad scientist.

Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining for diamonds, when suddenly you’re whisked away to a world where patients have demon worlds in their heads. It’s like Lovecraft meets Minecraft, with a touch of Silence of the Lambs and Girl, Interrupted thrown in for good measure.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where you can build your own padded cell, participate in crazy experiments, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the asylum? Plus, the head guy is always looking for new test subjects, so you’ll never be bored!

Don’t miss out on the insanity – join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

DreamCraft: The Ultimate Adventure

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Have you ever been so deep in a dream that you were actually mining diamonds in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that dream can become a reality! Join us for the chance to live out your wildest Minecraft fantasies, whether it’s battling dragons or building a roller coaster that defies gravity. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server and never want to wake up again? Join us now and let the dream continue!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

RedLineDefend Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have more red lines than putin trying to defend his country! we got nukes flying everywhere but don’t worry, we got diamond armor to protect you! build your base with red blocks to show your allegiance to putin and his struggles. join now before the nukes hit and the red lines disappear! it’s a wild ride full of explosions and chaos, just like putin’s defense strategy!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Farms Harvested:	992	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

UNRWA Massacre Madness

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lol join our epic minecraft server where we have UN employees seeking immunity for causing chaos and destruction in the game! they are complicit in the october 7 massacre of creepers and zombies, but hey, who cares when you can join in on the fun?! come build your own UN headquarters and pretend to be a corrupt employee trying to cover up their crimes. it’s a wild ride full of twists and turns, just like a rollercoaster made of TNT! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Love Letters Sent:	3	Farms Harvested:	299
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.