Blocky Babes Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine building your dream castle while fending off hordes of zombie chickens and exploding sheep. That’s right, our server is filled with wacky mobs that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and even a talking cow who gives out quests. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to watch out for the lurking seaniggers and discord trannies – they’re always up to no good. See you in the game, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

DILF’s Craft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky Wednesday edition where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was greeted by a talking chicken who led them on a quest to find the elusive Golden Carrot of Destiny. Along the way, they battled evil llamas, rode on the backs of flying sheep, and even had a dance-off with a zombie. And guess what? They found the Golden Carrot and became the ruler of the server, with all the power and glory that comes with it.

But that’s not all! On our Wednesday edition, you can also participate in our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to build the most outrageous structures using only dirt and cobblestone. The winner gets a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and can fly you to the moon and back.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Wednesday edition and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen it before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Divine Spears Created:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

How Many Tonight Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few explosions (accidental, of course).

We have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good time. From building massive castles to pranking your friends with TNT traps, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the legendary PvP battles that happen every full moon – it’s like watching a real-life gladiator match, but with pixelated swords.

But the real reason you should join our SMP? The secret underground disco club hidden beneath spawn. That’s right, we’ve got a dance floor, DJ booth, and even a bar serving virtual cocktails. You haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move in our glowstone-lit dance party.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us tonight and let the madness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Crops Grown:	7791
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

ScuzCraft

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Looking for a fresh Minecraft experience? Join our Java-only server, where we’ve just expanded our map for new kingdoms! Build your empire, explore a world connected by a sprawling road network, complete with large cities, vast ruins, a developed Spawn City, and various other wonders. Our main purpose is a hybrid form of factions pvp where we engage in epic wars between our bred Dog Armies, which serve as the “Soldiers” of our server. Our server features a beautifully crafted spawn area, a vibrant modern city, and ancient ruins in progress for you to discover.

We’re currently focused on growing the eastern map, so if you’re up for the challenge, now’s the perfect time to claim your space and make your mark. Prove yourself, and we’ll help you secure your kingdom’s borders to protect your lands during times of peace. The first 3 dedicated players to join will be given their own Kingdoms outright, so join fast! After this players will have to work their way up all on their own.

Our server uses clanwars, shops, and worldguard (in peacetime). We are pretty lax about rules, but we ask that you at least build something and contribute to the server and our wars. Griefing is allowed during war so make sure to protect your homeland at all costs!

Take a look at our Dynmap—you’ll be hooked. Come join the adventure!

Dynmap: http://scuzcraft.xyz:8123/?worldname=world&mapname=surface&zoom=0&x=8934&y=64&z=-7245

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Collapse in My Lifetime Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a server that will literally keep you on the edge of your seat? Well, look no further because on our server, the world will collapse in your lifetime! That’s right, you better start building your epic creations now because who knows when the world will come crashing down around you!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough excitement for you, how about a treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted golden toilet? Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of knowing that at any moment, the world could collapse and your Minecraft dreams could be shattered. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

The Budget Brit in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to spice up your life because our SMP is so peppered, your angus won’t know what hit it!

Join us for epic adventures where you’ll battle giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?).

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the server’s economy, and if you can impress them with your llama dance skills, you’ll be rolling in emeralds in no time.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on the most peppered SMP around. Your angus will thank you!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Dimension Network

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Best Minecraft Survival , PVP,LifeSteal Server In Bangladesh Our Main Game Mod is LifeSteal And Survival Discord Server:- https://discord.gg/dimensionop

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Groom’s Paradise Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just let you build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly zombies.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a magical unicorn that grants wishes, a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, and a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let us groom you for the ultimate Minecraft experience!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Runes Activated:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Rune Sending Tomfoolery Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with chaos, mayhem, and tomefuckers sending Runes your way! Join us if you dare to face the wrath of mysterious Runes appearing out of nowhere and causing havoc in the world. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret behind these mystical messages and become the ultimate Rune master! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server. Just watch out for those sneaky tomefuckers!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Worst Boss Ever Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the most hilariously terrible boss battles of all time! Forget about fighting dragons or giant spiders, get ready to take on the ultimate challenge: Consort Radahn.

This boss is so bad, it’s actually good. You’ll find yourself laughing hysterically as you try to defeat this ridiculously inept foe. Watch as Radahn flails around aimlessly, giving you plenty of time to just sit back and relax.

And if you think you’ve seen bad bosses before, think again. Consort Radahn makes the Bed of Chaos look like a walk in the park. So why waste your time on any other server when you can join us and experience the most absurd boss battles in Minecraft history? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Crops Grown:	9487	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Different Elaina Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, Elaina looks a little different…like, she’s actually a llama in a wig! That’s right, we’ve got llamas in wigs running around causing chaos and confusion. But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the mystery of why Elaina looks a little different…

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MysticMeadow – Anarchy without privates Minecraft server

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Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Crafty Mahjong Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive!

Join us for a wild ride filled with mahjong tutorials, arts and crafts tournaments, and even M-League matches! Who knew Minecraft could be so intense and competitive?

But wait, there’s more! We have a special booru dedicated to all things mahjong, because why not? And if you’re feeling extra creative, sign up for our Arts and Crafts tourney – it’s like no other Minecraft event you’ve ever seen!

So what are you waiting for? Join us before October 31st and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Is This True Minecraft SMP: IYC (In Your Country) – Taking Into Careful Consideration

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is building a dirt house and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a whole new level of crazy!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	123

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Disease

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Looking for a refreshing take on OP Prison? Disease has looked at every aspect of gameplay, and attempted to recreate the best experience possible.

We offer many features, some key, custom features which you may recognize from other servers include: – Pets – Armor

See you in the mines!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Mines Excavated:	3734

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Big Tits Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can join in on epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their butts! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons? Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama who loves to breakdance. So come on, join our server and experience the wildest adventures you never knew you needed!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.