Updated November 21, 2024
Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 43 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
Runes Activated: | 6 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 5 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
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