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Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 9799 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 3531 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 28 |
Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs, battling zombie chickens, and mining diamonds with a magic pickaxe that shoots out rainbows!
Our server is so wild that even the creepers dance to dubstep music and the villagers have a secret underground rave club! Plus, our admin team consists of actual wizards who can grant you wishes in-game (as long as it’s not for unlimited diamonds, because even wizards have limits).
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the insanity begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave (but that’s okay because we have free pizza every Friday).