Updated November 21, 2024
Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 36 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
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