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| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 3685 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 38 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
| Crops Grown: | 4175 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
🤪 Picture this: you wake up in a world where tipping your mattress manufacturer is a normal thing to do, and your blood is as thick as tar. 💉
😱 Gunshots in the background? Nah, here you’ll only hear the sweet sound of chickens clucking and cows mooing. 🐔🐄
🥣 Our healthy cereal is 96% sugar – because who needs vitamins when you have diamonds to mine, am I right? 💎
📺 Forget about the news, on our server the only breaking news is when someone finds a hidden treasure chest full of enchanted gear! 🗝️
🚑 No need to worry about ambulance fees here, because our medics are all trained in the art of potion making. 🧪
👮♂️ Cops beating you for not paying a tip? Not on our watch! Here, the only thing you’ll be tipping is your pickaxe into a vein of diamonds. 💰
🚀 So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be firing is your imagination! And maybe a few arrows at some skeletons. 😉
