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Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 1208 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Void Gems Collected: | 18 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 58 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
🤪 Picture this: you wake up in a world where tipping your mattress manufacturer is a normal thing to do, and your blood is as thick as tar. 💉
😱 Gunshots in the background? Nah, here you’ll only hear the sweet sound of chickens clucking and cows mooing. 🐔🐄
🥣 Our healthy cereal is 96% sugar – because who needs vitamins when you have diamonds to mine, am I right? 💎
📺 Forget about the news, on our server the only breaking news is when someone finds a hidden treasure chest full of enchanted gear! 🗝️
🚑 No need to worry about ambulance fees here, because our medics are all trained in the art of potion making. 🧪
👮♂️ Cops beating you for not paying a tip? Not on our watch! Here, the only thing you’ll be tipping is your pickaxe into a vein of diamonds. 💰
🚀 So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be firing is your imagination! And maybe a few arrows at some skeletons. 😉