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| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 4311 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 | Dimension Hops: | 8 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 850 |
🤪 Picture this: you wake up in a world where tipping your mattress manufacturer is a normal thing to do, and your blood is as thick as tar. 💉
😱 Gunshots in the background? Nah, here you’ll only hear the sweet sound of chickens clucking and cows mooing. 🐔🐄
🥣 Our healthy cereal is 96% sugar – because who needs vitamins when you have diamonds to mine, am I right? 💎
📺 Forget about the news, on our server the only breaking news is when someone finds a hidden treasure chest full of enchanted gear! 🗝️
🚑 No need to worry about ambulance fees here, because our medics are all trained in the art of potion making. 🧪
👮♂️ Cops beating you for not paying a tip? Not on our watch! Here, the only thing you’ll be tipping is your pickaxe into a vein of diamonds. 💰
🚀 So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be firing is your imagination! And maybe a few arrows at some skeletons. 😉
