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| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 8703 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 |
| Dimension Hops: | 12 | Magical Moments Shared: | 30 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 8850 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
🤪 Picture this: you wake up in a world where tipping your mattress manufacturer is a normal thing to do, and your blood is as thick as tar. 💉
😱 Gunshots in the background? Nah, here you’ll only hear the sweet sound of chickens clucking and cows mooing. 🐔🐄
🥣 Our healthy cereal is 96% sugar – because who needs vitamins when you have diamonds to mine, am I right? 💎
📺 Forget about the news, on our server the only breaking news is when someone finds a hidden treasure chest full of enchanted gear! 🗝️
🚑 No need to worry about ambulance fees here, because our medics are all trained in the art of potion making. 🧪
👮♂️ Cops beating you for not paying a tip? Not on our watch! Here, the only thing you’ll be tipping is your pickaxe into a vein of diamonds. 💰
🚀 So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be firing is your imagination! And maybe a few arrows at some skeletons. 😉
